Dildo
I've never, ever found this kind of thing funny. It's created quite a few awkward moments when everyone is laughing themselves stupid and I'm just...
Well I applied for a job as one of these just to see how easy it was. They simply wanted someone who was available at certain times, could speak...
Shelley is awesome too!
Crayola, cute mice :D
The moment I realised that life is short and meaningless and I was a tiny speck in a vast universe was the most liberating of my life. It really...
Because they're male and sexually competitive.
:grouphug:
Chess
Aside from the humour, this looks like you think women are seeking a robot with a nice tidy stash of money who is shallow to the point of worrying...
Classic :D
My reflection makes me smile sometimes. I look so young and happy.
One of the worst films I've ever seen.
I forgot to mention that we've hacked off a couple of our own limbs to satisfy a sexual fantasy :love:
I one day hope to buy a dishwasher. We are regular people with regular jobs and studies and all the rest of it and we've never lived in a vehicle....
People in the south of England say War tuh. In Nottinghamshire, where I spent some of my childhood, they say "wah er" but thankfully that never...
I pronounce it war tuh, with the t as a t and not a d as the Americans make it sound.
Better than sporting the unibrow.
I agree. And I'm British. British humour gets so much better than that.
I started my periods at 12 and I only used my first tampon at 23 for this very reason. I was nervous about it, and risks had been way overhyped....
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