Forrest Gump leg, curly ass hair. :] That's me. (not literally ass hair, ass is being used as a sentence enhancer) lol
I love my cerebral palsy. My hair is straight. I have brushed my hair this morning. My boyfriend has an extra penis. :S
Break out the haagen daz. and then go ride on said four-wheeler. (If we all wake up next to eachother, are we all in the same gynormous bed?)...
Any highlights of your day?
*calls for a keg* :drunk:
Am I gonna die, man?!?! Naw, that's good acid, man.
Good idea. lol :]]
Emergency!: My friend Tyler just came over got really stoned when he went to go buy a blunt in town, and he left his ClearEyes at home. He has...
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:rofl: My aunt Susan has such big boobies she has to shop at a specialty store. O.o She's like a double H, or some shit... I hope this doesnt run...
I think they might be growing.O.o It BURRRRRNSS.
Holy Shit. I just realised shes trying to feed a fukkin' monkey.
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