I've got a 12 inch dick and a dozen roses. and a pickup truck. Hubba hubba hubba hey..
Damn. They've discovered my lair. Next, they'll expose the dark side of the force...
Awesome writer. Well of Souls series is what he's well known for, but I really like The Dancing God series, he pokes light fun at fantasy novels....
I adore Arthur C Clark. You should try Childhood's End by him. Awesome book.
The white mice are the ones really running everything. From another dimension, or something.
...is the book that made me fall in love with reading.
Holy shit!
Your mom.
Well, at least she talks to you. My brother doesn't have time for me. I haven't seen him since thanksgiving, and he hasn't seen my new baby at...
My three year old likes to dance to the thriller video. He's also an asshole if he doesn't get his seseme street on.
Me as a baby... [img] [img]
My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die.
Drop Dead Fred Bram Stoker's Dracula What About Bob
It's not that I'm jealous. I'm happy that he's happy with his life. I'm perfectlly happy with mine. It's just that I listen to him talk all the...
Big yard with a fence. Weather or not the children's rooms are on the same floor as mine. Counter space in the kitchen. General layout. I mean, I...
I've had a friend for 6 years. He doesn't live in the state anymore, but we still talk. But it's like, he's single with no attachments. And I'm...
I had to move back in with my parents after I left my first husband. But I was pregnant and had a 10 month old...so I never had any extra cash, it...
I like the word copious. Lemmony Snickett has also been rolling around in my head. Fun to say.
Just get a lot of tattoos and maybe a fedora.
No, seriously. What's up with the hair?
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