well, that's a shame. I know my husband would be pretty disappointed in me if he caught me doing cyber sex. And talking on the phone would get...
Cobalt: A nasty throat condition that prevents women from doing deep throated oral sex Next Word: Copper
have you ever cyber cheated? maybe just forgive and forget.
I'm alone as well
yes, I helped a girl traveling alone in Guatemala and she was lost and it was getting dark. She was crying and I took her to a cafe and bought...
Geeze I'm very urban, I guess the most uncommon animal would be the guy living under the overpass bridge, poor devil is very dirty and speaking in...
Dismemberment: The act of separating an elderly lady from her purse Orgasm
malfunction: a gastric problem caused by ingesting too much sperm Bon Jovi
I'm glad I'm out of the dating and mating world, I'd be too uptight about being visually appealing enough to even go for a date. Geeze the...
WOW there a lot of uncaring women in the world. I'd want you to come in my mouth. I love the way it makes me feel to have the knowledge that I...
does it taste sweet?
Naked all the time, can't remember when I didn't sleep that way. Clothes just get all twisted around my body and hinders my sleep - I live in the...
Carnal Operations Require Nubile Princesses On Premises JIFFYPOP
lamb stew
how do they appear?
joyce with her nasty love of donkeys was starring in the hoover festival expertly snorting meth when her horny mastiff slipped and humped the...
I didn't understand some of those letters you just typed!
what's a snack?
In Florida there was a band called the "Dead German Tourist" They popped up after there had been a rash of tourist muggings and murders (yes and...
Oh yeah, I'd love to go to the concert of that cool new indie band, Big Pussy Lips!
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