good: RBVK's (redbull and vodka), bailey's irish cream and hot chocolate, jungle juice (fruit, juice, and everclear) terrible: mountain dew and...
pussy is fine (it's kinda cute)...but i gotta say i get a little peeved when someone refers to a girl's vagina as a "****", or my bf and his...
i LOVE having sex dreams. i'm pretty sure i've came in my sleep cuz i woke up panting and drenched in sweat. i always try to make myself have...
i like showering w/ my bf, but it's hard to actually get clean together...cuz someone is always hoggin the water so the other's left standing...
she will love! at least i would... i just bought this tingling ky jelly that contains mint - very good. maybe you could just go buy some of...
this doesn't make any sense. how am i doing anything wrong if i am merely touching my own body that a supposed "god" gave me? is this...
mine's in my nightstand. pretty obvious but whatev.
witch hazel extract, and tea tree oil
i'm one of the "lucky ones." i eat whatever the fuck i want - ice cream, fatty, fried food, and LOTS of cheese and beer (cuz this is wisconsin,...
i used it to meter my DVOMs and while doing so, it accidentally flew out the car window and shattered into a million pieces on the freeway. sorry...
all and all austin, you're the one so desperate to get fucked that you gotta pay for it (which obviously hasn't worked for you to well cuz you...
cotton candy
i recycled it! dude, where's my jade plant?
wow i see why you need a prostitute. most girls wouldn't fuck you with a ninety foot pole! my bf did not "buy" me. he won me over with charm....
wow sounds like a good way to get a gash in your dick via your girl's teeth.
it's terrible. i will shop and spend money on shit i do not need. i'm an emotional shopper. whenever me and my bf have a fight, i leave the...
consarnet! dangnabit!
floating down the baraboo river. dude, where's my pepto bismal?!?
explode
i love this! absolutely gorgeous! you should make graphics for clothing! or anything!
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