One man with a gun can control 100 men without one. - Lenin
A happy tissues is for men. It is the tissue we use after we masturbate for clean up. I don't know why this guy would tell the girlfriend about...
Two rub and tugs near me were busted about 5 months ago.
Cab Calloway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCUDxgYMdxI
Anal would work. Not that i've ever done that to myself :D
I can totally relate man. It's like coming to a new forum. Nobody knows you or wants to talk to you Lets be friends
Screwdriver. Yeah I'm lazy but the do the trick
1) last week 2)I do my girlfriend's hair 3)Black 4)I've bleached it before. Big mistake... 5)Often enough 6)all the time 7)Yes 8)Au Natureal
I like the new town I moved to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTRHqB5Fy_s&app=desktop
  Vegetarian or vegan: I once tried a soy diet without meat. But I found out it had a lot of phytoestrogens which isn't good for...
It cracks me up. I once dated a chick who'd read her zodiac sign determine her life. What I noticed about the astrology she read up on was that...
Nice idea for a thread! How many times has it gone off topic??
I like your first one the most
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