One day, back when Fatty was just a little shit, I was laying on my bed, and felt the urge to fart. Upon doing so, he comes sprinting in from the...
Well, it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb one... Not sure why this cross-over is a thing, but I like it. [IMG]...
Last night's dream featured pregnancy, yet again. I'm chalking it up to spending too much time with my pregnant boss. My dad was a gypsy, and he...
Visitors!! [IMG]
Hell, I'm just happy that someone gets the reference :D
I'm watching Robocop.
That looks really cool! Nah, upper midwest.
What the....someone bring in the spiders!
When customizing character appearance, what sort of look do you go for? Or, do you make yourself look different every time? For fantasy...
Female/Female.
Just bout South Park: The Fractured But Whole and Everbody's Golf. Playing golf games with my honey is tradition 'round here.
I seriously do. I once had a dream about what I can only describe as a circus straight out of the mind of the Marquis de Sade. If the sperm are...
Last time I was there they sent me home after an hour of shots because nothing worked :(
The school pics get me every time. [IMG]
Yeeeeeah, so the dentist finally found the right cocktail of anesthetics for me: lidocaine, carbocaine, and vallium!
PTO is the shit.
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You've never seen a centipede crawl out of a drain pipe, have you?[IMG]
The cutesy stuff is kind of meh, but every once in a while I come across one that cracks me up. Share yours! [IMG] [IMG]
I'm always ready to show pictures of my cats. I like to imagine she's whining "But MaaAAAAHHHHMMM" [IMG] [IMG]
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