Mine was Super Mario Brothers on NES.
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Josh Homme. He just seems like the kind of man to eat you up in bed.
I keep trying to donate blood but they always turn me away. One time my pulse was too high, and another time the girl felt around for a while...
I always choose the stall farthest from other people, but there are monsters out there who will come in and poop right the fuck next to you.
A couple of years ago, around Christmas time, I decided to donate to Greenpeace. I don't have a lot of money, so I only donated 20 bucks. I...
Then I stopped and I noticed Wasn't feelin' quite right My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I had to stop for the night I went without...
Are blogs gone now?
Over the weekend I had to take him to the ER- they had him on IV antibiotics, and they also gave him a prescription for more antibiotics and...
I've always been super annoyed by bicyclist...until I saw someone roller-skiing down the fucking street the other day.
Aside from my teeth hurting like hell from recent dental work, my stepson ended up with cellulitis, which turned into an abscess. I've pretty much...
All I remember was I found some old, run-down building that was actually a magical school that people couldn't see. Inside, the sky was like black...
'I'll have the hamburger sandwich." That's just wrong.
It looks...kind of ok? Scrap the lettuce, and the onion. Onions destroy my guts :(
It exists merely to enrage me, as does celery. Um...I'm not sure what you've built, but it's not a burger dude.
Same :D The cat gives me this like "You're not funny. You'll never be funny, and you never were funny. Gas yourself."
I call my cats my furbabies, but I don't do baby talk or anything like that. Unless they've pissed me off and I want to torture them for a while....
I hate it when people start a conversation with me and then when I try to respond they start talking over me. Go buy a fucking mirror asshat!
Tomato and mayo definitely belong on burgers. But not lettuce. Fuck that.
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