Anyone in particular?
Well, if there was ever a condom in that thing your wife risked tearing it by opening the packet like a retard. Is she pregnant and very dumb?
I once puked in a Primark. It was the (British) pants aisle. I puked on one of my first dates with my partner and he held my hair back. The other...
I'm a twat.
wtf is blackballing? Kicking people in the nuts?
Dormice. They become plural in the same way other mice do.
Clue: This isn't it.
Omfg! *hangs off edge of seat*
Just don't do it down an alleyway, because it's hilariously pathetic when the cops show up.
Dilemma: My boyfriend is masturbating. Step one: Watch Step two: Masturbate Optional step 2.5: Help him out Step three: Profit
Egg!
Arnold lecture Pretended to be a grown-up Said "euuurgh!"
I wish people over legal age with less than, say, a 5 year gap (at the very least) would stop posting these threads. We have 11.5 years here and...
Have an upper limit of spending for food each week and stick to it. Take packed lunches with more food than you will need for the day, just...
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Children Jesus Wombat
She was whining that most "great" literature is about wars or violent passion and that these are traditionally masculine subjects. She complained...
Battle it out?
Had to leave due to unforeseen circumstances.
Elephant egg Humble pie Sausage
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