I'd marry a fat chick if she was rich though.
Ha ha! Someon's trying to pull a funny!
Perhaps Chris Farley is more your type.
Bruce lee wasn't ugy, he was just Chinese. I heard chinese vaginas go side to side instead of front to back. Learned that in 6th grade.
I've been here since it's inception. 100 plus screen names though.
Everyone shouldn't be always crying about the cops. Without them, I would have robbed your house and stolen your girlfriends by now. Cops ain't...
Too bad he was homosexual.
Reversed "roles", and more... Don't respond to cause a havoc. Sometimes I let my lady friend dog style me with her strap on. That's a "reverse...
Dog's mouths are dirty. Quit letting the dog lick you.
Ha ha! I'm not that much of a dirtbag loser to stoop to such standards.
If I could beat off for the neighbor girls through my window, I could do it on suveillance as well.
I never had a chubby girl but from a physical/visual stand point, I'm just not turned on. It may be shallow but that's just my biological...
I'm kinda liking it better here without him.
Andie, I reread this whole thread and nowhere did I call you a whore or a ho. You better reread carefully. You may be hearing voices in your head.
Swiss people suck.
Never fuck street whores. If you should catch the clap from one of them, your respiratory system will not work so well for your long journey to no...
If you live on the road, just make sure it's a back road with not much traffic. And choose dirt; it's softer.
who?
Maybe you are correct in your 30% figure, but I find 95% of blacks to be lazy, unwilling to help themselves and by far the most racists race in...
Meat is good on my T-bone. I don't like too much of it on my women though.
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