..are EVIL! I went through the drive-thu at my bank today to get a money order for the rent, and they said there was a problem and that I had to...
By the way, does anyone know what flavor he used?? I'd like to know.
Mmmm....i like the green kool-aid. Not, however, the Jim Jones kind.
http://q13.trb.com/news/kcpq-062608-bat,0,4997323.story I mean, the asswipe was talking to her young daughter. I doubt he was asking for directions.
yo check it I'm up to my elbow's in shit my baby just kissed me and spit I used to be kissin' fly ass ho's now I be microwavin' spaghetti-o's I be...
I know. But I could never hope to match rapping about a soy latte. Besides, I have the imagination of a brick.
My favorite method of finding lost items is to "give up", sit down in dispair, and let my gaze wonder idly. Tricks my keys into thinking it's safe!
Madonna rap in the hizzouse! "American Life (American Dream Remix)" (feat. Missy Elliott) [Intro: Madonna + (Missy Elliott)] Do I have to change...
I got the emo glasses in middle school, because I'm allergic to the nickle in metal frames. As I recall, I got beat up for them. Now everyone says...
I drink because I have three kids in diapers, one of whom most likely has something in the PDD spectrum.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
I'd tell my husband that he was technically gay now...
I'm the best bang since the big one...
In about 5 seconds.... *Hefts icepick overhead*
I was standing in line at the gas station, and I looked back to see a little boy with white hair standing behind me. I said , " Oh, look at your...
Absolutely not.
I wish I could go back to bed. But my husband left to play dungeons and dragons and I have the kids. Lose.
I'd call my mom...
Mine used to be my hair. It used to be thick and wavey with natural red-gold highlights. Down to my ass. But I cut it all off and thinned it out,...
It only accepts babies, not wood. Feed your stove god!
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