*covers muddies' eyes and ears*
You have legions of followers who take you in every night! That was supposed to sound so poetic and profound, ended up sounding dirty and...
So I'm your forbidden desires forcing you to give in to your urges? I'm not sure admitting to dreaming of you will actually help matters right...
:eek: NO WAY!!!! This thread was started by my close friend... :(
Salamander..
Ha ha.... Yeah I like that! ..... Kindly translated from my original post... "Ugg mumph ugga fligga donge benk snurg"
After reading your tag, I'd say Osterich!
The Strangler... The Ripper... .... The Toaster *shudders*
[img] A Mother Appreciation thread.. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I...
The inside or the outside of your throat? Anything that slides down the outide really belongs to somebody else, and think I claimed it sometime...
You should tilt the toaster so it lands on a plate, so saving valuable time making sure hot butter is spread onto your toast.. So how do you...
You throw an oven at it, it'll kinda ruin the toasted bread! ..... Start a fire in the centre of the room and dangle the bread above it...
You should try shooting things at the toast as it flies into the air!
I'm only posting this because I know nobody is going to read it! Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party,...
There IS intelligent life on this planet.. But I can't stay long enough for you to experience it :$
See.. Intelligent discussions always make way for childish fisticuffs.. *shimmies*
^^^^^^^^^ Thread Killer!!!!
Believe me, Fellatio isn't a philospher! He's an Argentine footballer who gives good blow jobs ;)
Close enough... This was in reply to a religious question BTW
The towns of York and Lancaster are 120 miles apart. The counties of Lancashire and Yorkshire are neighbours.. Sadly alot of good Yorkshire ales...
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