Ok, mine has simmered into a cheesy grin now... I'll have to ration myself on how often I play your story I want to die of laughter, but...
And this was composed without the aid of props, illegal substances and real mice? It's always nice to know that Mickey and Minnie could do...
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You can get his BMI checked at the vets..
I'm not sure one big meal a day would be doing him any good.. Imagine having your three and a half meals in one sitting.. No amount of walking...
Until it stops building up? It has to stop eventually doesn't it? I do love tradional remedies for all our ailments, but when things are...
SECTION 1 - WHERE AND WHEN 1) How often do you normally poop? Once a day 2) Are there times of the day when a poop is more likely? When I would...
It's the only way! I couldn't live knowing you were gone.. I want it to be a wonderfully Gothic suicide.. I want people to know that we died...
You would put zero value on everything and everybody that you've touched along the way to get where you are today.. ...Just because you find...
Oh... :(
I deserve everything.. Even though I love all 266 lbs of you.. I've said it all so much better in my blog, but it's still no excuse for...
I've ruined.... everything....
Hit me with your tickling stick... Hit me... HIT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing... The window of your soul.. In fact. I can even see the window.. And I love you..
My quest is to find Black-eyed blue people :rolleyes:
I'm counting on it... Not sure how that sounds with everything you know about me.. And... Your eye?
They hate fat people?????
:eek: You would leave me awake all night! Alone!!!! Cuddling my pillow or Sam isn't quite the same somehow.. I'll forever picture you as...
Nothing could be further from the truth... I feel.... love... I've wanted you to love me for so long... I'm just nervous... And excited.... I...
You said the 'in' word... No, not the fashionable word for the 21st century.. I love that you say it in public... But not sure about the...
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