Lovingly describe how tasty the boss's pet Chiwawa...Chuahauw...DOG,tasted with chips and gravy! M
SHOWER??? My dear,fragrant petals of the most wondrous fragrances this universe can find,will FIGHT for the pleasure of having your exquisite...
Nah,thanks. Flirting when no other options are available,is reminiscent of the fat kid being picked last for football....xxx
Nah,I've seen ol' Dude nekkid...looks like two damsons and a baby Twiglet,hon....
Not any more...I died of boredom waiting for that chap to realise he's been outclassed. ...mind you,when I was awake,I had sfa joy regarding...
....so,as a matter of interest-just how many of us ARE there squeezed in this shower????? Only reason I ask is because whomever that was I just...
By Jove-it's the wonderful chap we all try to emulate! It is widely known and universally accepted,that one has all the grace and appeal of a...
pleasurable for the...
Nahhh...to me,it's on a par with celebrity gonk wrestling... TNP hates using buses.
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Only if you PROMISE to hold my loofah in both hands! xxxxx
Dashed RIGHT they do! Usually along these lines. 1/Compliment her on her choice of apparel. 2/Tell her how utterly magnificent looks when she...
Sort of-but by MY rules,so happy as a pig in chiffon! TNP is wondering who the fudge the 'Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band' are & will have a quick...
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Oh...so I have to hold the towels,whilst YOU two play underwater kiss-chase! HUH-and y'wonder why I feel unloved and unwanted!!! #huff
To those of north-eastern UK origin,this is a dialect known as ''Geordie'',La Ya Ya. Spoken mostly in and around the coastal areas of...
SURELY you jest,ma'am? Lather,slippery,soapy naked flesh,Pino Grigio by the bottle....and burning desire for really satisying,lust-driven sex that...
PEACE! Guitar,espresso-cigar!
handcuffs and bondage....
AHEM!...that's MY tongue you're wriggling around on!
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