Chianti bottles work great also...just make sure not to catch the straw on fire
This is my dream from two nights ago. The neighbor lady starts giveing me hand fulls of painkillers. I eat them one after the other, but rather...
Did you happen to lose them at the laundrymat? Cause I sometimes uh, never mind. On another note, after enjoying the original picture and doing...
please explain salad fingers
Condoms suck!!! They make sex about as thrilling as skydiving from a bunk bed. However there's all that jazz about preventing aids, pregnancy,...
All the friggin' time
Pics were taken yesterday. He didn't do too bad for a two year old :cool: [img][img]
Why do bums and others drink booze on the street with a paper bag around the bottle?
You forgot to include the secret ritual and large "donation"
I changed two poopie diapers in a row on sunday...now that's hard core!
Baby poop is cool like that. Never know what you're gonna get next. Just smile and have fun with it.
Nice generalization. One example of a hypocrite would be someone who preaches tolerance but then criticizes someone with a different point of...
When I was 19, the marine recruiter asked me if I had smoked pot. I was an every day smoker, but I told him I'd probably smoked buds a half dozen...
What do people who go barefoot most of the time do in public restrooms? Wouldn't be so bad if you're going into the chicks bathroom, but what...
I'll start referring to the negro's as african-americans when they start referring to honkies as european-americans
You're either a liar or greatly mistaken. moohammed was a false prophet and a sociopath. You also have Christians and mooslums mixed up in the...
If it's freezing or below freezing, you can stick him outside and once he freezes, he won't rot or start to stink. Just wait until the ground...
I was simply giving you a suggestion. It didn't sound in any way,shape, or form that you were asking for a handout.....oh yeah, way to play the...
maybe if you try to be really subtle about it, don't ask directly, people here will feel sorry for you and send you money.
You're right. I was thinking 5 billion. got a little carried away with the 5 key
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