Blimey-when he shoots his load,that young lady will DEFFO know!!!!
Stand N Deliver T
great. i just managed to fall into a bowl of instant porridge....oh,luck moi. arse over head,straight into the bloody fridge.....are you SURE i'm...
I i think i'm dead, cant be sure. my temp is off the scale,I'm sweating like gary glitter in a playground,i'm dizzy as hell,keep walking into...
Jesuits,Goths,Catholics,Hindus and various other religions,all gathered round to taste Nanny's Special Fruit Slices at the W.I. K
recent,others just proving bondage has a certain attraction for those who...
"Hey-there's an 80% off sale on at B&Q!....cor,isn't quite in here,boss!...." I
Meh...very quiet here...
Orle Abourd P
enter her sweet
True-moral being 'don't get blown up,it hurts' TNP has a favourite photo
Oh dear...here we go,with the ''sex 'n' drugs 'n' rock 'n' roll'' lifestyle again,Wolfie... be careful mate-remember how long you had to wait in...
BAH,HUMBUG!!!!
Fart in a bottle and ensure a/the top is screwed on tightly and b/it has the boss's name written on it,in YOUR handwriting! c/is optional....try...
A new boiler as,this one's gone bang as a result of which one is TOTALLY pissed-off and the company that installed the !%~@! thing are desperately...
HOW,did you discover my bathrobe AND my fondess for having my ears massaged??? Is NOTHING sacred on this damned internet thingy???
AHA! Just I what was hoping for-a free service for my Yamaha 1700cc! *clank*
Yerwot? One has enough nannies already forever calling for assistance...so on this occasion one will forgo the pleasure,old m'dear fellow. TNP...
This shower is getting VERY crowded...may one suggest a romp in the steam-room...
Quelle,MOI??? NOPE...although did I send a snowman via Amazon....I hope it arrived on time,or I have some explaining to do..... TNP is still...
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