The New What Would You Do If Game

Toots,with thighs like mine,I look HOT in a kilt! [that's hot as in phwooar,not hot as in phew-gottit?]


wwydi Go-to-work-naked-Friday became compulsory?

 

Go to work naked, you have to.

Wwydi..you grew overnight, and none of your clothes fitten the next morning?

 

Let them out a bit ... I didn't do all that needlework at school for nothing, ya know.

WWYDI someone was stalking you on the internet?

 

I would ask them to stop. If that didn't work, I would report them.

Wwydi someone borrowed your car without asking.

 

Hope they fill it up with petrol before they return it.


WWYDI you were suddenly young again, and having to relive your first day at school?

 

Knowing what I know now, I would run away and join the circus.

Wwydi you could pick any occupation or career and start immediately, no questions asked.

 

Be spoilt for choice...

Wwydi...you could eat anything you wanted for one day?

 

I would eat one of everything.

What is your favorite mixed drink?

 

Beer


WWYDI the previous WWYDI was not a WWYDI ?

 

I'd presume it must be a 'When Wild Young Damsels Insist',instead,coz I get a lot of that.


wwydi Runcorn declared independence from Scotland?

 

I would look up Runcorn on a map because I thought it was in England. I would then make a toast to Runcorn.

Wwydi you found only one of your favorite cookies/biscuits left in the kitchen and you knew your partner loved those cookies/biscuits also?

 

I'd have toast instead,because any girl who'd agree to be my partner is worth TWO biscuits!



wwydi the USA got to the soccer wold cup final?

 

Show my arse in Burtons window


WWYDI you won a trip to the moon ?

 

Trade it in for a new kettle and sixteen pairs of shoes.


WWYDI the moon really WAS made of cheese?

 

depends what kind of cheese it was made of

wwydi you had no bread for toast ?

 

It wouldn't bother me ... I'm gluten intolerant, so I can't eat bread or toast anyway.


WWYDI they decided all car drivers SHOULD be able to drive large vehicles ... and so revoked all driving licences that didn't have C1 on them until the holder passed their C1 test?

 

Whats a driving licence

Do you want to come for a ride ?

 

Only if you have a C1 on your non-existent license!


How many times have you sworn today....SO far?

 

forty two ! oh fukin hang on a minute forty four

WWYDI I said I never swore in my fucking life ( and swore that was true ) ?

 

I'd say stop swearing-we virgins frighten easily,you wanker!


wwydi a tramp wanted,nay,NEEDED your shoes?