How to get her to suck

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by yamaguchim, Aug 23, 2011.

  1. yamaguchim

    yamaguchim Member

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    Not been pretty successful about this recently.
    Grateful for some advice here to help me out please!
    Badly need a suckmetillI'mdryorblue night.
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Thanks To GLEN Your Prob Is As Good As Solved...

    Tis A Simple Three Step Solution...

    (1)... Demand She Gets On Her Knees...:eek:

    (2)... Insert Cock In Her Oral Cavity...:drool5:

    (3)... Thrust Until You Reach "Home Base", And Then Insist She Swallows For After's...:2thumbsup:

    Problem Solved...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. yamaguchim

    yamaguchim Member

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    Grateful for 'realistic' advice, please.
    Feel pretty down about not having any luck in this, so if you ever been in such a situation before, you know what I mean.
    Thanks in advance!
     
  4. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    OK... Fair Enough, GLEN Has Had His Little Joke, Soooo Lets Get Serious,

    What Is Clearly Lacking Here Is A Simple Little Thing Called "Communication",

    Communicate With Her, And If That Fails, Then Revert To My Previous Post...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  5. yamaguchim

    yamaguchim Member

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    Thanks, you see that sounds pretty easy enough ... Communicate.
    Unfortunately I am not one of those who are good in saying the sweet words to get her, er, to suck.
     
  6. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    Well, you know that you are not good in saying sweet words, you know your weakness. So PRACTICE and strengthen that weakness.
     
  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    When Two People Are Making Love, They Whisper The Next Step In Their Partners Ear

    At The Appropiate Moment...:).

    Whisper YOUR Needs In Her "Shell Like Ear", And If That Fails, THEN, My Original

    Post Still Applies...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    ah, another competitive spirit! you can't make someone suck. if you have to beat them badly at something, then you need to choose a contest that they already suck at.

    if they are the one choosing the contest, they probably won't choose something they suck at, so in that case your only option is practice practice practice.
     
  9. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    When you guys are making out and the moment is really heating up...

    You whisper in her ear, "its not gunna suck itself..."

    And see what she says. :D

    Or on a serious note, go down on her then ask for the same
     
  10. broony

    broony Banned

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    Sounds like you need to reward her then see if she rewards the same back.

    Maybe give her some tequila before the nasty fun happens. Tequila always made me want to fight and kill a motherfucker. Maybe it will bring out her aggression and you turn your cock blue from too much sucking! She won't do it just to do it, but WANTS to. Girls who just stick it in there mouth is a waste of time. They have to WANT to...so give her some shots.
     
  11. yamaguchim

    yamaguchim Member

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    I'm trimmed down there but was also thinking of shaving my balls to give it, er, a more suckable appearance. Will give all a good wash too.
     
  12. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    It sounds like she sucks already, without our help.
     
  13. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    ....:smilielol5::smilielol5:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  14. yamaguchim

    yamaguchim Member

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    Still no go. Still carrying a loaded weapon.
     
  15. Pablo

    Pablo Member

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    You're not getting much actual help here. What is the situation currently, does she do it ever, has she done it in the past? Does she get pissed when you bring it up? Do you bring it up a lot?
     
  16. *MAMA*

    *MAMA* Perfectly Imperfect

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    How about spending time finding out WHY she doesn't want to, then going from there.
     
  17. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    I suggest Mistletoe on the the Belt Buckle. Especially at Christmas time.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  18. FritzDaKatx2

    FritzDaKatx2 Vinegar Taster

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    Tell her your Jizz tastes like Marshmallow fluff thanks to a special vitamin supplement you've been taking?

    Tell her it's that or Anal?

    Tell her theres a gland in the back of her throat that when rubbed properly for 30 minutes it creates an MDMA-like high but that the only way to ensure it's rubbed properly is with the tip of your Penis??

    Tell her she looks 20 lbs lighter with your Cock in her mouth?
     
  19. howlyourname

    howlyourname Member

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    i've never understood girls who don't enjoy giving blowjobs, let alone girls who don't suck at all! they're missing out on one of the best things ever.
     
  20. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Remember the old saying "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink" ? Some girls are the same way.
     

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