My penis isn't small its all in the way you work it...... Now come on guys you know you have said it...
People are still doing that "small penis" insult... not very creative.. Just say "yeah" or "yeah and..." or "yeah, and your point being.." Or just say "it sure is!" When I get insulted (non creatively) I just say yeah, it not only stumps them but then they realize how lame their attempt at an insult was and feel stupid...
In response, "Why are you worried about my dick when you should be suckin' on DEEZ NUTS!" I've got a deez nuts comeback for everything
A couple kids wrote a song about my friend called "Josh has a baby dick" Then one day when my other friend was making fun of him and then Josh whipped it out and said "Does that look like a babies dick to you" Everyone died laughing, then I yelled I can't tell move your pinky! Even he laughed after I said that.
dude thats not cool, sometimes you have to take a stand, you're allowed to get into a fight or two in highschool, its not gonna make you a bad person
Depending on your age, its good to turn it against the woman in someone elses life - a mom, a girlfriend, a sister. Especially if that person is hot. Just relay a certain enjoyment by the female. It can be as light or intense and disgusting as you want. But, intense and disgusting can yield greater results.
"wut bitch u want me 2 get it hard u fuckin queer! quit checkin my chickkin 4 i do go-go gadget dirk diggler on ur ass BDB mf! big dick boner!...then no ones safe, keep ur girl @ home 4 shes swingin on my johnson ya scrampton. from wut i hear u aint takin care of business,,sooner or later it all comes down 2 can u provide a stff cock..sounds to me like u got a bad case of limpdickitis,,no worries a$$hole just watch barney does michael jackson vol. 6" lol i would probably say something like that if i was in school. or maybe this grinchy green has just me phukkn grifted. best of luck lol ..::~peace~::.. donny
"My penis may be small, but at least it has more of an ability to grow than your small mind." There. That oughta work. x
for the guys who make fun of you just accuse them of being gay. For the girls that make fun of you just say they have a wide vagina. then making flapping sounds.
if it's a girl, tel them "atleast i don't have a vagina the size of a manhole". if it's a fellow male, just tell them "why would you care what size my penis is? unless of course you hapen to be gay."
If its a girl "How was that package of hot dogs last night?" If its a dude if I were a guy I'd turn around and flop it on him. or be like well atleast its seen better pussy than you will
i think this ^ones great......I'd also say "It only feels small to you because your such a fucking big mouth"
Hmm kinda related...if you tell someone they have a small dick...and they respond with its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean...then you say...yeah but it takes a LOOOONG time to get to england in a rowboat
or you can try my favorite: I cant touch the bottom of a tuna can; but i sure can dent the sides... or Did your mom or your dad tell you that?? or Dont worry about it, I told your girl that last night was the last time we would do that. or Doctors have recently discovered that too much sex as an adolescent makes your dick smaller.