lately ive been wondering alot about the world & food and ive began to develop excellent theory on things contraire to popular belief that mexican food makes you fart a lot i think the true answer is grease that food is cooked with i believe the bubbles in grease expand in our stomach capturing stomach gasses that then are released because people think alot of cheese would make you fart im talking about eating a block of cheese & i also munched down a bag of super hot ruffles & i didnt fart all night im usually ripping out mountainous echos so LOL
you know im so tired of hearing & seeing youtube videos about GRAVITYBONGS and how they are so great! they are not! cutting off the bottom of a liter soda bottle is a good idea in theory but they pull as strong of a hit(weak in comparison)as a regular water bottle!!!so wtf!? tell you what,ill get you fucked up! #1.go buy a smartwater bottle #2.use a lighter burn ONE small hole in the bottom as big as a highlighter marker #3.take the top of a pencil the metal part and take the eraser out it should have a small hole under where the eraser was N you melt under the cap of the bottle until its soft & push that into it (this is where you weed will sit) #4.get a pitcher of water(for koolaid or tea) & fill it with sink water & push the bottle in the bottle will fill slowly & drain slowly but ONLY PUT THE CAP ON AFTER the bottle is full of water #5.screw on the cap with the weed on it NOW & add fire while pulling use two fingers to pinch the top of the bottle & pull slowly REMOVE CAP & SUCK IT DOWN BABY GO HOME N GET STONED
i may have done some chemicals back in my past but now as a responsible 28yr old i only hang on to the memories...which are good...good feelings / awesome smoke sessions back in HS now im just into that LEGAL meaning alcohol GO 4LOCOS for $3 a pop!!!(BG & INFO) #1.out of boredom & hanging out with some mexican lesbian girl who was about 8yrs older then me when i was 16 i started smoking the green and it was good to me we'd fix up a bosh(bottle with pencil eraser cap fitting and holes in the bottom)and post up in her room and sit on the floor in a circle(growing)& taked turns tooking hits of grey smoke man it was OK i tell ya then wed cruise down the street to STRIPES & id find my favorite candy eventually...i became 2 lazy 2even do anything i would stare at my PC with boredom found myself that i couldnt do much didnt want to play good old games like command & conquer *sigh*all my friends kept smoking but i moved to speed n X until that drained me so i was like fuck it #2.was hooked on cough pills that contain DXM and IDK what anybody says that stuff is a cheap acid easily to get in the hands of children and i fucked around with the dramamine & sleeping pills a lil till i started to DREAM while i was awake that most people WRONGLY detail as hallucinations nope plus the later 2 kinds leave you in a state of suck ass body wringles sore like when your legs or arms have been growing during puberty & you feel like you need to stretch but when you do it doesnt go away...and some shit ass X that made me feel the same way and didnt even work...i got a deal for like 10 for 11 and they ALL WERE BUNK...so i never went back literally...thats MY good money...which TODAY is calculatable into stock ramen noodles & canned foods...yum...then a 4LOCO after work while i game & rap(im pretty good..) my story today is a simple story but let me say after years of meditation every night & weekend along time ago i overdosed on the cough pills then an EXPLOSION OF COLOR in my mind WOW so...since that day my mind was never black when i closed my eyes if i close my eyes i still see what i was looking at even with animations + RED/BLUE/GREEN lines & symbols*? mixed with a dark purple bg this became visions & an awesome power...i became psychic & am usually never wrong people ponder about how does that feel?and what about my powers...well to explain so you can feel safe & good about yourself since then i see the world for what it is...thoughts often come to me in completeness or that i fix them up like a ugly car or gay song that became worth something i even view words & numbers as a programming language with a small(but expensive & powerful background)in programming i will just say i usually make the right choices now ..in my speech... ..in my body movements... ..in all of my actions & thoughts VS a primarily undeveloped & simple mind controlled & crafted today by our media...if you didnt see it on youtube/tv you dont A)do it or B)know about it so that leads to the HUGE like/unlike factor that is human choosing but its all good so now on to my story THE TRUTH ABOUT WEED and IDK what anybody says nobody knows & this can be proved minus mediatic stereotyping brainwash (this is all simple theory without a basis to argue because my adventures & learning on the mind are personal yet correct & ive debated this over & over daily for millions of hours) in your mind exist memories that can be thought of as circles(and yes literally...imagine) we cannot access regular memories very good...thats why if you could pull up pictures & movie clips (memories)in our mind we would know more & remember better however we cannot instead we only REMEMEBER the memories like an old picture you havent seen in forever kinda rough right..?around the edges it is our mind is VERY basic we arent meant to think only do! that is why CREATION in an ART FORM are relatively IMPOSSIBLE because #1.even if you can draw/sing/play an instrumental YOU CAN ONLY COPY & IMITATE & how does it feel to know if you WERE THE 1st that THE SAME THING HAPPENED B4 IN THE GALAXY when the caveman found fire...(just go ahead and throw down that were the only beings of life in 100,000,000,000,000 x 10000000000000 planets that COULD exist(all our maps are PREDICTIVE) "oh look a ball of light" *photographics a lamp bulb*hey look george Washington a new planet ha! NO imagine this another planet...just out of our VIEW & KNOWING...with monkey humans perhaps? they are sitting there eating sticks & rocks when BAM lighting THEN yes FIRE JUST LIKE ON EARTH people ask HOW CAN I BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE OTHER HUMANOIDS? look... #1.life follows a pattern in the galaxy exist some similar patterns WATER AIR ROCK & DIRT PLANT LIFE & ENERGY THERE now break that down that SOMEWHERE ALL THE WATER CAME FROM SOMEWHERE SIMILAR...the SAME WATER...SAME ROCK..that formed all the planets to different % most likely planets DID NOT SMASH INTO EACH OTHER ALIENS WITH TRACTOR BEAMS EXISTING SINCE THE BEGINNING & WITHOUT WAR DROID & IPHONES texting about WHATS FOR DINNER doing BETTER THINGS IN THERE LIFE crafted & own all planets as GALACTIC PROPERTY do not be scared we couldnt hurt ourselfs whats a nuke vs GRAVITY SHIELDS?so in other words EVEN WW2 was MEANINGLESS 2 them because UNLESS WE COULD or WOULD DESTORY ALL MAN & THE PLANET THEY AINT COMING BACK!& DK or G A F!!! so anyway in other words THERES A LIMITED AMOUNT OF PRE-INVENTED HAIRSTYLES CARS IDEAS & WAYS OF LIFE you STINK OR YOU DONT GOOD or BAD RIGHT & WRONG back to my story so we only gaze on memories but how does the brain connect that? light & electric in the mind and these GENERATORS & RECEPTORS are damaged by WEED+! *looks & picks them out & throws them in neighbors yard* LOL FTW id love for you to listen to my insides baby!eggs n bacon!!! lol but n e way when you smoke weed know that all smoke DAMAGES you inhaling burning wood smoke is bad so please dont put SMOKE in your lungs to the mind...FOR SOME WIERD REASON where your memories are begin to GLAZE now imagine ELAMINATING a mcdonalds double cheeseburger then LICKING IT YUP youve REWIRED your mind because WEED was one of those MIRACLE PLANTS of the earth...FOR EXTREME PAINS in A WORLD *WITHOUT MEDICINE SMALL USES OF WEED WOULD BE THE ONLY METHOD but yes STILL HARMFUL ***to all the stoners our there just keep smoking & be happy you are not bad people but be careful ONLY know that you cannot CONTINUE DAMAGING your body this was a SLOW PROCESS that developed EARLY IN YOUR SMOKING CAREER and your EXPERIMINTATION on your OWN BODY you MAY SURVIVE HAPPILY they make special movies for stoners because BY NOW YOUR BRAIN IS UNABLE TO THINK NEW THOUGHTS you can ONLY REMEMBER & MIMIC like a trained dog that does not think or know go with god and stay home with your weed baby WE LOVE YOU ALL OUT THERE JUST DONT SPARK A BLUNT n DRIVE AROUND CUZ THEN U trippin' 4 reals
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