I Neither Listen to the News Nor Weather

I used to be tuned into my local NPR station to and from work. But I have decided that I no longer want to hear any tRump news. It's unavoidable.
As for the weather? I drive to work and park inside the building. My car is 10 feet from the door of my home. There are umbrellas in the car and in my home.
The only time there is havoc is when it rains on a day I have opted to hang the clothes out to dry. My response? G*d has granted me an extra rinse cycle free of charge!
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Let the MADNESS begin. BS for the WH is hitting the fan fast and free. We are being given an option to resign and get paid while we look for another job. We are also being told what bathroom to use based on the gender into which we were born.