3-Way Sex Flush While Standing Without Poppers

Sometimes when I open the HipForums webpage, I'm overwhelmed at the decision of what to look for/at. Do I check out the last post of each forum? Do I see who is on? Do I look at the blogs that other hip folks have written? Do I compare the number of views that I have received versus that that others have received? And, if they have more views than I, do I ponder as to why this might be so?
To quote Lucille McGillicuddy, "The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle." The reason that I get so few views is probably based on the fact that I don't promote sex as the topic of interest. Let's face it, the appealing subjects are sex, money, body shape/size, drugs, or tattoos. Topics that lack interest are my recipe for 18-minute white rice on the stove top, the now-defunct AM station that grandma used to listen to, my Bakelite phone, or the search I have made for a Gaveau upright.
So, in the hopes of getting an inordinately huge number of viewers to an otherwise content-free post, I am posting an entry with a contrived title that--to my way of thinking--will Shirley pique interest to the level of viewing.
By the way, in case you were wondering whether or not this had ever happened to me with two others... you'll have to ask in private. I don't kiss and tell.