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What Education Do I Need To Swear Ppl In In Court?

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#1 bourne1978



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Posted July 10 2016 - 07:21 AM

Swearing ppl in looks like a peice of cake! How much do you make in this line of work? And what is the title to this career?

#2 Logan 5

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Posted July 18 2016 - 11:02 PM

My title is "asshole", and it works fine for me.

"Put your damn hand on the bible, pencil-dick.  Do you fucking swear to tell the fucking truth, asshole?  Yes or fucking no?"

It works!


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((I think the title is court clerk or bailiff, as both can do it))

“Becoming a dissident is not something that happens overnight.  You do not simply decide to become one.  It is a long chain of steps and acts.  And very often during this process, you do not really reflect upon what is happening...You don’t want to become involved with the dirt that is around you and one day, all of a sudden you wake up and realize that you are a dissident, that you are a human rights activist.” – Vaclav Havel, former Czech President (1993-2003) & activist


We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail.  He can be caught.  He can be killed and forgotten.

But four hundred years later an idea can still change the world.


"...You can't build a dream, without a plan...." -- Jefferson Starship ("It's Not Over", "No Protection" Album, 1987)

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Posted July 19 2016 - 07:36 PM

when i was on a grand jury, juror number one was required to swear people in.  it required the ability to read, and paid $15 per day.

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Posted July 21 2016 - 09:54 AM

Undies, the idea of being a juror every day for a career is chilling.
It was bad enough as a reporter covering cases about twice a month.
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Posted July 21 2016 - 10:10 AM

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