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I Was Born In The Year Of The Monkey. What Do I Do Now?




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#1 Jimbee68

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Posted February 08 2016 - 02:13 AM

As I write this, it is the beginning of the Chinese year of the Monkey. According to a place mat at a Chinese restaurant, I once went to, I was born in the Year of the Monkey.

 

So what do I do now?

 

:daisy: hurray.gif  :daisy:

 

BTW:  According to news reports, the Chinese calendar is a lunar calendar. My question: is if completely lunar, like the Muslim calendar? Or, is it lunar-solar, like the Jewish calendar? (If it is completely lunar, my calculations [the place mat notwithstanding], may need revision.)



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Posted February 08 2016 - 05:13 AM

 

So what do I do now?

 

 

Stop going to Chinese restaurants...


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Posted February 08 2016 - 05:51 AM

Be the person that monkey is supposed to be.......And eat a banana on occasion..
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Posted February 08 2016 - 06:24 AM

The calendar is a 12 year cycle

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Posted August 26 2016 - 10:24 PM

I was born in the year of the Dragon.

 

What little I have followed Chinese Astrology, I have found it very accurate. I'm usually more into Astrology in general.

 

But trust me the Chinese version definitely has some merit.



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Posted August 26 2016 - 10:45 PM

Fling shit at people. But only in self defense.

 

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Posted August 26 2016 - 10:51 PM

Swing From A Tree Branch And Scratch Your Ass...... :)

 

 

 

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Posted August 31 2016 - 02:51 PM

ride someone's back....?

from there is a monkey on your back saying.


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Posted August 31 2016 - 04:27 PM

banana for scale..




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Posted August 31 2016 - 06:29 PM

Fuck like a Bonobo!

 

 

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