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#1 Ashalicious

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Posted September 08 2015 - 03:22 PM

You're out on a first date and when it comes time to pay, you realize you have forgotten/lost your wallet

 

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going to a significant others parents house for the first time and having them serve you food that you find disgusting and having to choke it down?


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#2 r0llinstoned

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Posted September 08 2015 - 03:26 PM

Having to shit at your significant others parents house. I made a plot twist. 


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Posted September 08 2015 - 03:42 PM

I haven't found food yet that I wouldn't eat, but I would still think that it would be worse to gave to eat something you find disgusting.

I wouldn't mind doing dishes at a restaurant, as long as my date doesn't mind waiting for me.

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Posted September 08 2015 - 03:48 PM

I haven't found food yet that I wouldn't eat, but I would still think that it would be worse to gave to eat something you find disgusting.

I wouldn't mind doing dishes at a restaurant, as long as my date doesn't mind waiting for me.

 

I guess you could always call someone and have them buzz over with their credit card.....

 

What about chicken feet? Have you ever tried chicken feet? I am pretty adventurous when it comes to food, but I definitely don't know if I would be adventurous to try chicken feet.


Edited by Asharoni, September 08 2015 - 03:49 PM.

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#5 Tyrsonswood

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Posted September 08 2015 - 03:53 PM

I don't remember dating and I don't have a significant other....


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#6 King2E4

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Posted September 08 2015 - 04:02 PM

The second one is probably the worst. Eating food you hate is gross and it can make you sick. The first one is bad, but you can phone someone to bring you your wallet (even though that would look bad on your behalf and would ruin the date).



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Posted September 08 2015 - 07:26 PM

I wouldn't mind doing dishes at a restaurant, as long as my date doesn't mind waiting for me.

 

i don't think the whole doing dishes to pay off your check thing actually happens.  seems pretty illegal really.

 

but if it did, you would have already blown the date if you took her to a restaurant where you could work off the bill with less than 3 hours of minimum wage washing.  and i don't think any date would be that patient.


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Posted September 09 2015 - 12:31 AM

I guess you could always call someone and have them buzz over with their credit card.....
 
What about chicken feet? Have you ever tried chicken feet? I am pretty adventurous when it comes to food, but I definitely don't know if I would be adventurous to try chicken feet.

Haha, I'd have to try chicken feet at least once.

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Posted September 09 2015 - 07:38 AM

Forgetting your wallet on the first date could actually be beneficial by showing you how your date would react in such a situation.  If they step in and pay with no reluctance, you know things must be going pretty well.  If they freak out, leave, or pay grudgingly, then maybe they suck donkey balls.

 

I was on a first date a month ago and when I paid with my debit card, they came back and told me it had been rejected.  I had to pay with my credit card.  It was complete bullshit bc I obviously had enough funds, but maybe I had moved money around too much that day.  Who knows.  But it was really embarrassing.  My date jokingly said "I'm judging you so hard right now."  but she was fine with it otherwise.  She still spent the night :winkywink:

 

So, uh, yeah I choose choking down nasty food and then pissing it out of your asshole in their guest bathroom, which just happens to be next to the living room where they have all gathered to meditate in silence. Also sound resonates heavily off the tile floor and walls.  Also you didn't correctly latch the door, and it suddenly creaks open and you're left facing the room as you're hunched over with that uncomfortable feeling you get when liquid comes out the solids hole.

 

happy dating yall!


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Posted September 09 2015 - 07:56 AM

No wallet thing. 

 

I can eat just about anything, and who says you have to eat a lot? That one is easy peasy.


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