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#1 newbie-one

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Posted August 14 2015 - 11:27 AM

I want my wife to get the shit nailed out her by a bear.  Like maybe a grizzly or a polar bear.

 

Do you think Yellowstone or Yosemite National Parks might be good?

 

How do I keep the bear from biting her head off?

 

How hard is it to get bears to wear condoms?



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Posted August 14 2015 - 11:34 AM

Has she been complaining about your size?



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Posted August 14 2015 - 11:55 AM

From what Ive seen, Bears have little penises..

 

maybe newbies light saber is just to big.. ;)


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Posted August 14 2015 - 12:04 PM

 

Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!

Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.

These quotes are from Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. If you haven't seen the movie you should go watch it right now!

 

 

Dr. Gonzo: [to a Bazooko's Circus waitress] Did they pay you to screw that bear?

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Posted August 14 2015 - 01:55 PM

Maybe I should have posted in "Bear It!"  ;)



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Posted August 14 2015 - 02:28 PM

I do not think it will be her head the bear is after, but I can not be sure about that.

 

Condoms for bears is old school and I am sure they are shown from young how to do this.

 

A line for the discriminating polar bears.

 

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In case that grizzly is just too much to handle

 

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Posted August 14 2015 - 07:50 PM

it would be pretty pointless for her to be nailed by a polar bear.  obviously you want her to be stretched out by a black bear.



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Posted August 15 2015 - 12:21 AM

Maybe I should have posted in "Bear It!"  ;)


Or the Bearfoot forum

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Posted August 15 2015 - 07:59 AM

it would be pretty pointless for her to be nailed by a polar bear.  obviously you want her to be stretched out by a black bear.

 

Why?



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Posted August 15 2015 - 08:25 AM

once you go bear back, you never go black..

 

 

 

 

 

yeah that sounds right..


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