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#1 dark_river

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Posted February 05 2014 - 10:32 AM

What are some of the worst things you've heard from a partner in the context of sex?

Though this doesn't strictly qualify in the sex context, I asked a girl I was seeing what she was doing over a holiday weekend once and she replied,

"I don't know, I'll have to ask Frank."

"Who is Frank?"

"My boyfriend."

Whaaaa??

Promptly lost her number.

#2 kairilove

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Posted February 05 2014 - 10:53 AM

No, I am not going to spank you, I don't want to hurt you!

:(

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Posted February 05 2014 - 11:00 AM

*snore*

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Posted February 07 2014 - 02:38 PM

One time we were having sex and dirty talking, and he was saying stuff along the lines of "your pussy is hungry for my dick" and the next thing out of his mouth was "you're my hungry little baby" as he was fucking me and I just burst out laughing and it was just so awkward.

I'm amazed we were both able to finish.

#5 LetLovinTakeHold

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Posted February 07 2014 - 02:47 PM

"Stop it."

#6 dark_river

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Posted February 09 2014 - 09:11 PM

*snore*


Oh, yeah - snoring would definitely be a bad thing to hear during sex!

#7 dark_river

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Posted February 09 2014 - 09:14 PM

One time we were having sex and dirty talking, and he was saying stuff along the lines of "your pussy is hungry for my dick" and the next thing out of his mouth was "you're my hungry little baby" as he was fucking me and I just burst out laughing and it was just so awkward.

I'm amazed we were both able to finish.


Hahaha - that's really awkward. I'm pretty surprised you could keep things on track after that. Well done. Good recovery!!:D

#8 dark_river

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Posted February 09 2014 - 09:24 PM

Ok, I'm a little surprised nobody has offered up something like "shh, I think I hear my husband at the door. He's a Navy Seal with a terrible temper."

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Posted February 10 2014 - 09:30 AM

"Is this ok?" just when your about to cum

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Posted February 11 2014 - 07:55 PM

Ok, I had forgotten about this but I remember hearing something like "dammit, I keep forgetting to take my (birth control) pill!" This was soon after bareback-to-completion sex. Got away with it, but was worried for a while.

(Was with my first wife, so not risky behavior STD-wise. Just not ready for kids.)




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