Posted January 03 2012 - 11:26 PM
Number 11 is....
A very cynical poster in his early 20s. I notice him because his sig makes me laugh. I don't have much to say about him though... come on he IS 11. The bottom of the list doesn't grant you too many words especially when my hands are already tired from the typing out the title.
It turns out we have a lot in common as far as geekdom goes. Which is kinda cool. There are a lot of nerd based forums out there, and I'd rather banter with 1 or 2 people that like Mystery Science Theater than 258 of them. Here's his best thread of 2011.
This thread and a few threads from the "games" forum dominated the first 6 lines of my "my posts" searches for a long time without posting in the thread for 2 months. That's saying something...
So quack you mother quacker. Duck's 11
More to come...
Posted January 04 2012 - 03:29 PM
The parameters I'm gonna use to choose forumers is largely based on my mood and temper when I'm posting these. I'm feelin a little fingermousey so let's rock.
I assumed the username fingermouse was used to describe the computer mouse, but I came to the conclusion that that's a stupid username, and there must be more to it. There is. Apparently Fingermouse is the name of a puppet show that used to air on BBC in the 80s
There could be something more going on with this, but I'm just going to leave it at that... look at that thing though.
Being a Yank, when I read UK forum threads I'm obligated to read them as the Monty Python voices in my head. It just works for me. Fingermouse gets the distinction of getting Eric Idles' high pitched woman's voice. No one else gets this distinction. I knew she was special from that point on.
Who am I kidding her posts just make me laugh
I dare you to read that and not laugh.
So till tomorrow... always look on the bright side of life.
Posted January 07 2012 - 04:53 PM
You all know number 9. he's everywhere. He's the guy that flips you off after he cut you off. You've been in his house and smoked pot with him... never knew him before or after that though. He's the guy standing behind you in line at the gas station making you feel uneasy it's...
ROLLING THE FUCK ALONG
Why stop at an all caps username? throw a THE FUCK in there to really get your point across.
His sigs consistently give me the heebie jeebies, I don't know what bothers me more though. His ability to stick with such a morbid topic or the fact that he'll have years worth of material to pull from the sickos online. In fact I've decided his sigs are an expression of the depravity found online... This is how I sleep well at night folks.
I love his in your face attitude. you don't really know where he'll pop up and call you dumbass. He's like the Red Foreman of hipforums except he smokes pot.
Just check out a chat thread in the stoner forums, and he's all over the place. In fact he's the king of the stoner forums. KINGROLLINGTHEFUCKALONG!
Posted January 09 2012 - 06:23 AM
I think this picture of Death represents him better than his avatar and signatures could. Death is all about tombs, being a skeleton, and liking loud bands that go through drummers like drugs. He's intrigued by that flower though... That's the only explanation I have for a metal head to post at a hippy site for 7 years. The flower intrigues death...
Whatever. It's probably something about the bubonic plague, but my latin's dead so we'll never know.
If I was to pick one phrase that describes Death best it would be... He's obviously not a pink school bus full of cheerleaders.
Nothing more needs to be said.
Posted January 09 2012 - 05:11 PM
She drew that not me...
Xmalia holds a special place in my heart. I took about 3 months off during the beginning of fall, and only one person sent me a message letting me know I was missed (you bastards) Don't send me an invitation to your wedding Malia. I'll have too many drinks and proclaim to the reception that you're number 7 in my heart baby. subsequently getting beat up by a pissed off groom, 4 groomsman, 2 maids of honor, and a flower girl. The Being already calls me gay. If that gets out I'll be called gay and a wussy.
It's best to just not dwell on what could have beens malia. Even though I sculpted *photoshoped* this beautiful homage to you titled
Venus Di Malia
This is the thread that had me at "reply here" http://www.hipforums...p?t=431913&f=51
Until later... can't think of anything stupid to say. I wasted all my stupid on the bulk of this post...
Posted January 10 2012 - 07:14 AM
The Imaginary Being.
My woman asked me why I don't socialize on facebook with people I know and grew up with. The answer is simple. I like the differing views and opinions from the anonymous cool people I meet here. If there are riots in England or mass sheep orgy coverups in Wales (1 sheep joke) I can get views and opinions from people I associate with on a regular basis on the subject.
It's really cool. I'd have never known what to call a welshman with 40 wives until I came here... it's shepherd (2 sheep jokes)
The being always struck me as a pretty cool guy that bucks the status quo in Wales and doesn't follow the flock (joke 3)
If you took the imaginary Fonz
and put him with the Imaginary Morrissey
You've got a recipe for the Imaginary Being. He mixes cool and depressed in a wacky way that still comes off cool. When I came back about a year ago he struck me as someone I had to try to upstage in idiotic witty thread responses. I'd be lying if I said I won... lying like a welshman that says he was only trying to help that sheep over the fence...(joke 4)
So in defeat I concede I'm a horrible loser and made him a goofball in my comic thread.
They say the only thing you can't get out of Wales is Virgin wool(joke 5), and I agree because I got a friend out of Wales an Imaginary friend...
So in conclusion I... Oh wait I need one more.
One day a man walked into a pub in Wales and ordered a pint of beer. All the other men in the bar looked at him and the barman asked, "You're not from around here, are you sir?"
"No," replied the man, "I am from London."
"So, boyo," said the barman, "What do you do for a living then?"
"I'm a taxidermist." replied the man.
"A taxidermist?" asked the barman, "What's one of them then?"
"Well," replied the man, "I mount animals."
The barman then turned to all the other welshmen in the bar and said, "It's ok lad's, he's one of us!"
Six Welsh sheep jokes for number Six Imaginary Being!
You're gonna get me back for this one I just know it...
Posted January 11 2012 - 07:39 AM
Speaking of fun...
Number 5 is MayQueen~420~
Doesn't she look like she could pop out of the computer and kick your ass? If you answered yes you're an asshole.
Being of the same complexion and hair color as Mayqueen I believe it's just a natural fear and creepiness of gingers that scare you people. All mayqueen wants to do is pop out of your computer and smoke a joint with you, and your gingerphobia rears it's ugly head assuming the worst.
Although while I'm on the subject I think Gingervitis is a much cooler name for the fear of redheads than gingerphobia.
Just remember though the famous words of unknown..."Blondes are noticed, but redheads are never forgotten."
Alright Mayqueen rocks! She's hot, smokes pot, makes poop references without a second thought, and loves to bang... other woman. Hey I'm all for it. I've been on here many times though and sadly watched as men try to garner her affection to the point of the threads resembling a Kevin Smith movie
It just isn't going to happen though. Give it up guys.
One of the prerequisites for getting on this list is whether I think it'd be cool to smoke a joint or have a beer with someone. If i was basing my list on that alone she'd be number 1
So until later if Mayqueen isn't going to pop out of your computer and kill you....
Maybe I will...
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