i smacked a banana because im retarded.

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  1. IslandHippie

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    I murdered my best friend because that's how I roll.
     
  2. guerillabedlam

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    I Sang to my sister because that's how I ROLL. :D
     
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    I smacked a policeman because I was high.
     
  4. scratcho

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    I gave my number to a banana because the voices told me to.
     
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    I shoveled with my phone because I could
     
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    I shot my cell phone because I was drunk.
     
  7. Ely North

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    I fell in love with the computer because I was high.
     
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    I went out with a ninja because I was drunk.

    (Reasons may change from day to day. But it may also have been a weirdo, because that's what I do or because I'm stoopid...)
     
  9. youngatheart

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    lol...i Gave my number to a Gangster, because I'm hot and do what I want. seriously.
     
  10. Maelstrom

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    I went out with your mom because I was drunk.
     
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    I danced with a football player because I'm hot and I do what I want

    All true, aside from the football player.
     
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    I shook my money maker because i was broke.
     
  13. RainyDayHype

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    I hugged...Ur mom...because I was high...
     
  14. pensfan13

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    i threw away the wind chime because i have dyslexai
     
  15. ClintonsSon

    ClintonsSon Yeah......it's Me!!

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    I dance with a llama because I am hot and do what I want! (DAMN! This works! Is it magic?)
     
  16. PrettyKitty95

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    I shot my psychiatrist because that's how I roll
     
  17. jaredfelix

    jaredfelix Namaste ॐ

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    i ate my dog because i was high.. wow dang that was intense
     
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    I kissed a doctor because thats how I roll
     
  19. 6-eyed shaman

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    I sang to myself because I'm hot and I do what I want
     
  20. RainyDayHype

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    I hugged
    ur mom..
    because I was drunk
     

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