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i smacked a banana because im retarded.




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#11 easygoing

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Posted December 01 2011 - 12:23 AM

lol wut?


wut, nuttin :p...........you go ask your sister about the homeless retard shenanigans ...I know she'll remember that shit, it was epic:D

#12 dead_head_0000

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Posted January 08 2012 - 11:04 PM

I hugged a pickle because I'm hot and do what I want...

#13 jameshk

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Posted January 09 2012 - 03:39 AM

I smacked my dad because I was high... hahah

#14 TheGhost

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Posted January 09 2012 - 06:40 AM

I bombarded my coffee cup with long range missiles because it complained about some homeless guy smacking bananas with a stuffed animal .... 'tis what it is, I guess?!!?
We're all foreigners .... almost everywhere.

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Posted January 09 2012 - 07:26 AM

i went out with the computer because thats how i roll



wow...it is amazingly accurate

#16 The Imaginary Being

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Posted January 09 2012 - 07:48 AM

i went out with the computer because thats how i roll



wow...it is amazingly accurate


it's really strange how your birthdate

constantly reappears with people that i seem to meet.

#17 la Principessa

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Posted January 17 2012 - 08:55 PM

I went out with a gangster because I'm hot and I do what I want.

#18 ArtOfJaCOb

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Posted January 18 2012 - 08:28 AM

I kissed a gangster because thats how i roll.

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#19 dethklok11

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Posted January 18 2012 - 10:41 AM

I ate my dog because thats how I roll.

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Posted January 18 2012 - 10:59 AM

I shot my sister because I hate myself.....

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