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#21 zencoyote

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Posted June 07 2009 - 09:27 AM

Kind of like two little effeminate boys.


You have the WRONG dude, dude!!!

I don't fight...don't need to. I was hoping you'd take the bait.
It's like this. It is very easy to disarm and disable a knife wielding attacker with a simple walking stick. My reach with a stick is far greater than a knife. One shot to the solar plexus and a sweep behind the ankles. Subject disabled without a fight and the aching solar plexus will make one forget they even have a knife.

CANE-FU!!!!!

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#22 neonspectraltoast

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Posted June 07 2009 - 12:25 PM

Damn. I was hoping after the play knife fight we could kiss.

I don't need to fight either. If somebody comes up and pushes me, though, I'm pushing back.

This is how it is for me: Somebody comes up at me and makes a stabbing motion with a knife. I take a brick and smash it over their face.

#23 zencoyote

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Posted June 07 2009 - 03:04 PM

Sorry, there are only two men whom I'll kiss. One is my Italian brother and the other has been my friend for 40 years. No tongue though. LOL!!!

Nah, most of this has been just good fun. I deplore violence and though I will defend myself and innocents it really makes me feel awful to do it.
I've seen too much blood and guts. I gave that up long ago and still carry some guilt and remorse for some that I hurt. Not all, however.

How about we all put down our weapons and pass the bong around??

Zen
Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear.

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#24 neonspectraltoast

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Posted June 07 2009 - 06:27 PM

There are exactly zero men I'd like to kiss. I used to say I'd sleep with Billy Idol just for the story, but age has taught me that that would probably be a traumatic mistake. I'm sure we'd both be crying by the end.

Yeah, I can imagine that it might be the case that some individuals may just conflict with your right to exist, period. I've never even been in a real fight, though. Just some half-assed headlocking in high school that didn't get anywhere.

#25 zencoyote

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Posted June 07 2009 - 08:05 PM

Consider yourself fortunate.
Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear.

-Thomas Jefferson


#26 freeinalaska

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Posted June 08 2009 - 01:40 PM

How about we all put down our weapons and pass the bong around??

Zen

Now that's the smartest thing said in this thread...... and pretty smart in general,

#27 Spirit Wynd

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Posted June 08 2009 - 06:55 PM

Dang people, what's with all the violence? And why you helping a violent person become more violent? That like giving a terrorist and new gun... if ya have to ask how to knife fight, then you shouldn't be fighting... save the anger and release it on a good video game, or get a punching bag.
I don't smoke anymore, but that bong idea is a good one...

#28 zencoyote

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Posted June 08 2009 - 09:03 PM

I don't smoke anymore, but that bong idea is a good one...


You're still most welcome to join the circle.....and...it might be a good idea if you could help pack fresh bowls for us when we get tooooo stoned to do it!!

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Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear.

-Thomas Jefferson


#29 Rekno69

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Posted June 09 2009 - 04:25 PM

too stoned to pack bowls, dunno but sounds like you boys might be rook's. Or maybe it's just I have a huge tolerance for it because of the dank local Britich Columbian bud, tokes so good, betyou can't just have one. Considering my past expieriences in fighting and of the such I have come to the steadfast conclusion I would slay all of you, Merely because of my gigantic stature and physical build.

#30 Spirit Wynd

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Posted June 09 2009 - 05:32 PM

LOL...I don't smoke anymore because I smoked too much, prime bud that would pass out most people, I'd just keep on tokin, enjoying my thoughts, the music, in my own time... but after 30+ years, my lungs almost gave out, had to quit so I can breathe again... but if I joined the circle there's no way I'm just gonna watch...




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