Zomg my weeds laced!

I hate when people are convinced that their shit's laced. My cousin called me and said his weed was laced with cocaine. He said his heart was beating really fast and he was sweating profusely. I'm just like, "I think you're just really stoned and having a panic attack. There's absolutely no reason for someone to lace your shit with cocaine without making you pay substantially more for it. Do you know how much cocaine costs!? Just try and calm down etc. etc."

But he was convinced it was laced with cocaine and now is never going to toke again for fear of it being "laced" again.

 

Can I call your cousin and bitch him out?

 

I think I had a bag with some embalming fluid on the flowers, there was a white trash thing that I saw on TV of people doing that....it might of been nothing, sometimes people do stupid things and sometimes it's just suggestion...something did seem a little off, but it could of been my medication.

 

Haha that would be pretty funny for me to post his number and have all of the stoner's lounge call him.

 

I know when I was [wrongly] prescribed to seroquel my weed felt like it was laced with fuckin seroquel or something. That is the shittiest drug in the world. It's super fucking powerful and yet they will prescribe it to anyone. Thank god I weened myself off of that shit. Fuck my doctor.

 

Dooooooooooooooo it, the hilarity of it can not be underestimated

 

hahhaha do it...

 

I have to agree, do it. Put the number up. Hell, I'll call him.

 

he is going to believe what he wants there is no changing his mind

 

education

 

I once bought an oz that was contaminated with something that made it un-smokerble.
I dumped it into some cold water, the water turned brown. I drained the water and repeated this until the water was clear. I dried the weed and it smoked just fine.
<(^o^)>

 

A friend of mine made an opium solution using a gram of opium. We put it on an oz of weed. There was just enough solution to make the weed damp. We let the weed dry slowly. That was some damn good weed.
<(^o^)>

 

people dont actually put embalming fluid (formadlehyde) on weed. its called getting wet, and it is PCP, not embalming fluid.

and like many have said - you wouldnt have gotten it as a "trick" - you woulda paid for it. or the dealer mixed a sack up

 

Coke and PCP are both expensive, nobody is giving that shit out for free.

 

haha "i'm gunna lace this weed with expensive ass cocaine and sell it at weed prices just to get some kid fucked up"
what a great idea!

 

Dude, how could we go wrong??

 

I think if 30 random people from the forums called telling him he just had a panic attack and he needs to stop freaking out he might lol

 

i agree - dealer would charged extra - and i imagine it would have tasted awful.
not that i know what coke would taste like - i don't really dig it;

but how could you talk him down over the phone?

 

Weed come down from the city before thats been cut with heroin...fibreglass is sprayed on skunk a lot aswell, usually its just sand or glass though...at this stage your lucky if you pay for an 8th and get 3.3 of slightly cut weed. Thats all from the city though of course. Dunno the story around my town lately..been in the Netherlands smoking the best

 

Hey! Who cut my cocaine with weed?