You've got the house to yourself...

What do you do? I'm going to have the house to myself for the first time in ages and I need plans.

 

Masturbate

 

I have the house to myself everyday.

 

yup masturbate sounds like the easiest option to me...that and walk around naked...i love doing that

 

The problem with being naked in the house is that you must not have had a shit - otherwise you leave a trail everywhere...unless it is your goal?

 

i play the music really loud and dance all around the place. then comes the masturbation, its just the next logic step and then i will probably cook something exotic and never cooked so far by anyone, then i`ll dance in front of the mirror some more. maybe watch a movie, or maybe read a book and then i`ll be sick of staying home alone and i`ll eventually get out of the house and leave it empty for someone else to play.

 

Take a bubble bath with music and candles...then eat my favourite treats without having to share and watch my favourite movies curled up in a blanket.

 

What about cannibalism? What's wrong with our youth today? No more values?

 

You could always read in the living room with the tv on in the backdrop. Take a shit with the door open maybe. Practice you're break dancing. Make funny faces in the mirror using your boobs as eyes and your naval as button nose. Take a bubble bath with something you bought from "Bed, Bath and Body Works" while listening to the bitter sweet sounds of Kenny G. Flick your bean with interestingly shaped produce, in the living room watching Tyra. Ya know just for starters, it's your day to let loose.

 

im going to molest some children behind the closed blinds

 

I walk around in my bra, listen to music; pogues, muse, massive attack, jimmy buffett, outkast etc... might surf the web for a while, masterbate, read a book, have a swing in the hammock.

 

Watch porn and masturbate.

 

Yeah, chilling with the volume up :sifone:

 

ditto

 

i go about my life. it's extremely rare that i don't have the house to myself.

 

nakedness, dancing, loud music, getting self off...
It's pretty great, my house is usually pretty full of people, so it's lovley days i don't need to be discrete in doing these things

 

I put my feet up in front of the telly, and crack open a bottle of beer. What else?

 

I think the general consensus here is masturbate.

 

Sunday is my masterbating day. I empty my sack then.

 

I get the house to myself for several hours a day, Monday-Friday for the most part. I don't like it, I prefer everybody to be here.