you're a californian if....

you know who huell howser is and you think he's a tool...


http://www.calgold.com/calgold/

 

Why gooooolllllie! That is amazin!
I think he ranks right up there with Wally George.

 

a wildfire just means you're gonna have to rebuild again.

 

you think earthquakes are FUN!

 

you're hella cold

 

you really dislike him. lol

 

if the bare minimum cell plan you can get by on is 5000 minutes a month. with unlimited texting.

 

if you know what an avocado is

 

if you know what an artichoke is ..


(yes, i've had several out of staters not know what either of these foods were)

 

these are my favorite off some list i found:

you don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them

you pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach

you've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor

a really great parking space can totally move you to tears

gas costs $2.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U. S.

your governor is a cybernetic organism, living tissue over endoskeleton

 

this one is way better, hit the fukin dot:

http://www.city-data.com/forum/california/213132-you-know-youre-califonia-when.html

 

my mom LOVES that guy. he makes her laugh.

 

that second one is pretty funny, but thus far the way americans outside of california feel about californians is roughtly akin to how the rest of the world feels about americans. so i tell people i'm from new mexico.

 

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

OK, I read these. I don't get it...Isn't that how every state is?

What?

 

you have movie stars for elected officials

 

your fruits and vegetables AREN'T imported

 

you shop at Trader Joes and have canvas bags

 

every other car is a hummer lifted way too high to be of any use

 

i really like trader joes.

i have canvas bags for our market.