Your Dream Bong.

Search for one, find it and post a picture of it here online. The search is on.

 

I already had my dream bong but it broke

I can't find a picture of it. But it was shiny black with whisps of brown/glitter. I named it black betty. A couple months after I had it my brother kicked it over on accident and it broke.

 

Does it have to be a bong? Or can it be a bubbler?

 

Ahhh here we go. Here's what it looked like...

 

Bong porn!!! haha

 

one day, one day.

 

lulz...

 

i'd call it the rhino...maybe the black rhino...haha i love it

they're all pretty though

 

I'd be kinda scared to smoke out of those. haha I'd become suicidal if I was to break one of them.

 

Cleaning them must be a BITCH, friggin 543 parts

 

hahaha I don't think they're as complex as they appear. Besides.....salt + isopropyl alcohol makes bong maitenance pretty easy.

 

Actually that one (the rhino) is made by one of the best percolated bong blowers in the states so I'm sure it's a breeze to clear, probably easier than your average festival glass bong like what Sara posted.

 

Omg, it's embarrassing to say, but I had to smoke out of something like this today because my brother took my pipe to smoke out of and he was gone all day with it!

 

Probably easy to clear, but we're talking about cleaning. Unless, of course, writer made a typo:tongue:

 

There's no shame in smoking from a homemade piece. Some of the best/biggest/smoothest hits I've ever gotten were from some homemade pieces. lol

When I first got out of the army, I smoked from a Gatorade bottle bong. I only hit it once or twice, but the hits were so big, that it literally caused me to fall over and my head bounced off of a washing machine. hahaha

 

Hahahah that made me lol.


A couple years ago, my roommate at the time and I had a party, and my friends boyfriend brought this homemade waterfall bong thing with him. About 10 of us went into the basement to hit it. One after another we took hits of this thing and we all started coughing SOOO hard. We couldn't stop coughing for like half an hour. I ran upstairs and tried to drink water but it wouldn't even help haha. We were all high as fuck after that.

The kid that brought the bong even threw up on the basement floor cause he coughed so hard haha.

 

Lulz I know I'm stoned when cleaning looks like clearing, but yeah I'm sure cleaning that is a bitch. Shit, cleaning most percs are a bitch unless you clean them very regularly.

 

Well shit.....

 

hahahhahaha I'm sure he was feeling pretty nice after he puked though I've only puked a couple of times from taking huge rips. It was always from using homemade pieces too.

It's probably not too bad, if you take your time and do it properly. I cleaned my cousin's triple-perc PHX with salt + isopropyl alcohol within about 30 minutes and it was smoking like it was brand new, afterwards. This was after he has been smoking about 20 bongloads per day for a couple of months, also, so you know it was pretty heavily caked.

 

Yeah 30 minutes is ridiculously long to clean a bong though, shit if it takes more than a minute of shaking with 91% iso and salt then your bong was wayyyyyy too dirty to begin with.

I could never let a bong go that long without a proper clean, it would taste so bad lol.

My inline used to clean spotless in under a minute, even quicker if you heat up the iso for 15 seconds.