You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Start by killing me.

 

burns to death in a house fire.

 

Chokes on a fried Mars Bar

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxw...3D6B1F55&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=32

 

Drowns in a torrent of semen

 

Crushed by a really heavy person on the subway after a sudden stop.

 

drank some water in Mexico

 

The maggots that entered in your skull through your ears eat away enough of your brain that you go into spasms causing you to fall off a moped in front of a chartered bus full of Nuns.

 

tidal wave....

 

Swine flu

 

Burned to death while drowning

 

bitch slapped to death for being rude by BBAD....

 

bitched slapped to death for no reason whatsoever

 

bitch slapped for closing the wtf thread....

 

bitched slapped to death for not picking a different acronym and starting a new one...

 

Choked on a roll of nickels

 

Died by slipping on a banana peel and cracking his head open, right after heroically rescuing a family of puppies from a house fire.

 

Shot out of a cannon into lake of Jello.

 

died of a heart attack after developping tourettes syndrome and saying "supersize me" after every sentence

 

OD'd on pudding.