You might be Paranoid if

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by easygoing, Jun 18, 2011.

  1. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    -other people think your fears are unrealistic, and they don't share your suspicions.

    -there is undisputed evidence that your fears are unfounded, and your fears persist

    -your fears persist despite reassurance from others that they are unfounded

    -your fears are based on feelings rather than evidence
     
  2. Steve_Dave

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    You might be paranoid if you think: the feds are watching you at this very moment and every post you write is being permanently documented for later use,and then again....the things you fear most might be real
     
  3. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    it's a public forum - so anyone from the fed

    to a fat, naked man named clearance might or might not be reading

    maybe masturbating over

    practically everything that you say.
     
  4. broony

    broony Banned

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    You might be paranoid if you turns the lifts off and then back on multiple times before finally going to bed.
     
  5. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    Or you might have OCD.
     
  6. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    you watch Glenn Beck.
     
  7. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    lol, no that means your brain has turned to mush.
     
  8. broony

    broony Banned

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    You think someone is stealing your car because they are turning around using your driveway.

    Happened to me last night. I ran outside in only shorts and i couldn't see anything. >.<
     
  9. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    - you masturbate every 2 hours just in case your testicles overfill and explode.
     
  10. jjjj1234

    jjjj1234 Member

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    you think every car behind you is following you
     
  11. junegloom

    junegloom Member

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    If you keep your shades drawn so no one can look in your house

    if you check every room before going in

    if you triple check your posts and texts before sending them out
     
  12. willedwill

    willedwill Member

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    Zen... Zepellin?
     
  13. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    Say Whaaaaat:confused:
     
  14. VileKyle

    VileKyle Member

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    You might be paranoid if you are on the paranoia fourm!
     
  15. luna26

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    You might be paranoid...
    -When you're walking home and you think the person walking behind you is going to kidnap you, rape you, kill you and dump your body out somewhere.
    -When you have to close every door, drawer and cabinent. If they're open, you'd think your house was haunted.
    -When you eat something that expired ONE day ago and you believe you'll get sick from it hours later.
    -(Back when I lived with my parents) When I was upstairs in my room, watching TV or on my laptop, and my dad would call out in a very stern voice for me to come have a word with him. A million thoughts would rush in my head, thinking that I probably did something wrong, or he found something in my room, or someone told him something about me... I'm just glad I don't live with him and my mother anymore. :)
     
  16. tricknologist

    tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    If you're worried that your tin foil hat is really effective against THEM. [​IMG]

    U know what I mean am i rite ?
     
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