You might be a stoner if...

You might be a stoner if...

You sell your car for gas money

 

You think there's something wrong with you when your eyes aren't bloodshot

 

you look in the mirror and see a police car....;-)

 

you've ever fallen asleep in a fast food restaurant

 

When you pick up the tv remote, to make a phone call.

 

your closet is full of plants

 

You try to look sober and only look more stoned at your failed attempts to look normal.

 

When you ask your friend, "Am I talking weird?"

 

When you have an animated mushroom or a picture of Bob Marley in your signature.

 

you like taking long hot showers with door locked so it turns into your own personal suana.

 

You find yourself picking lil pieces of buds out of your cat's fur because there are "bud crumbs" all over your room and furniture.. there's probably like an 1/8 accumulated in the vacuum by now hehehe

 

when you buy more weed before you run out

 

you get baked and come up with strange ideas like this sign... lol

 

:iagree: haha, I thought I was the only one. It's worse than running out of toilet paper! So you might as well stock up when you can..

 

haha I'm paranoid with my drugs.I would hate to run out. I stock up like I'm hibernating for winter. And I probably am. lol Long ass weed nap.

 

you look in your friends purse to find a cup

 

when you think you need glasses, but it's just that your pupils are always dilated.

 

if marijuana centerfolds give you a boner..

 

*boioioioioioing*

 

if you are an expert at finding your own keys...