you may not know this about me(x-rated version)

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jo_k_er_man, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    i loooove the feeling if his hands in my hair, his power and him stretching my throat. *dies*
     
  2. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Come cum in Massachusetts :)
     
  3. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Oh so last night, I was having yoga-y sex haha, and I was downward dog-in' it and came really hard, and my head was lower than my heart and I don't know what it was, but I blacked out for a good few minutes and came back to my senses in child's pose with my boyfriend rubbing my back asking "Are you ok?! Are you ok?!?" haha it was silly. He's a good boy, always with the back rubs, love it.

    Also, got bent over in a rolling office chair and fucked from behind as he held the arms of the chair and rolled in forward and back. Mega sexy awesome time
     
  4. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    i know that feeling.. i've had a few dudes change my ideas about what kind of sex i really enjoy :D i like a real variety but long hard fucking can't be beat sometimes
     
  5. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    Ive passed out too. but i just fell asleep. I came so hard i got dizzy and he went to get me water, and apparently when he came back i was snoring. lol

    I give my dick head in his office all the time. its the perfect height
    I told him I wanted to give him head in his wife's office chair. muahahaha
    also in every one of his shops and fucked on a working paint shaker. :D
     
  6. DazedGypsy

    DazedGypsy fire

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    when my ex worked in his home office i'd hide under his desk and wait for him mwwahahahaha he never got any work done when i lived there
     
  7. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    haha word.

    he asked me a while back if i would come work for him, and i was like, um.. your bedroom is like 10 feet away. not really smart. (he has his own business based out of his house)
    and he works with his wife. she dont like me. :p
     
  8. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    hahha his wifes' office chair.
     
  9. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    it would be awesome dirty bad fun.
     
  10. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    Does his wife know about you? As in, know that her husband is being unfaithful?
     
  11. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    hahaha she isnt really his wife. I just call her that since they work together; they are business partners, he is the president of the company, she the vice-president, own property together. she's got him by the balls basically, only I get to play with them :p

    they were together for 7 years and have known each other since they were in their early 20's. they broke up about 4-5 years ago, and Ive been fucking him for a little over two years.

    I call her his wife to fuck with him.


    She even went as far as to fire my sister when she found out that i am her her sister.

    I heard that when she found out she didnt speak to him for days.

    Im sure something to do with me being so much younger than him. He has 14 years on me.

    We had my sister's wedding at his house and I was in his kitchen making food, and was looking for salt, and she comes in and asks me what i am looking for. Then she says 'yeah, those of us who live here dont really eat salt' and i said 'sure he does, ive spent plenty of nights with him here to know he eats salt' and she walked out.

    She followed him around for the rest of the night.

    He and I went into his bedroom to smoke a bowl, and i came out of his bedroom, he went to the bathoom just as she walked into the hallway and asked me where he was. I wiped the corners of my mouth, smiled, and said he was in the bathroom. lol
    she thinks she scares me.

    There is something i dont understand. They were together for 7 years, and the reason he broke up with her was because as he said 'she stopped putting out' lmao

    I dont understand why she would turn him away. he is gggrreeeaaat in bed. I mean, i would understand not wanting to fuck a man who is shitty in bed, but lord knows if i had him for 7 years, i would not have given him up.
    she is clearly a dumb ass.

    and she fugly. I mean, im not pretty by any means, but she ffuugly.

    I found out he has a thing for blondes. lol
     
  12. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    If he fired gabby cause shes your sister how am i suppost to get he job when i'm your neice?
     
  13. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    lol youre DUSTY's niece. ;)

    But i dunno if thats gonna work out. lol
     
  14. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Hhhmm......
    Or maybe ONLY LEN needs to know i'm his neice.
    What she doesn't know won't hurt?
     
  15. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    hahah maybe. but when (if) gabby drives you, she will know.

    um.. we're derailing thread..

    lets see.. um..

    COCK!!:party:

    yeah. lol
     
  16. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    I don't think that will work cause gabby isn't planning on driving me but when we go to the cabin im sure she will know that way and im sure she will know something when i am driving the green truck haha.
     
  17. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    I also was thrown off by this talk of your dick's wife, haha. thanks for explaining :)
     
  18. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    haha no prob.

    I have a very sarcastic sense of humor.
    Forgive me.

    you shouda seen all the times i had to explain "my dick' lmao
     
  19. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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  20. darthkacie

    darthkacie crazy diamond

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    1. I have intense orgasms in my sleep pretty regularly. usually I wake up right before it happens.
    2. I love to have the backs of my knees kissed.
    3. I have all kinds of fantasies about being tied up / tying my boyfriend up that have yet to come to fruition.
    4. I love love love sitting on my boyfriend's face, and reaching around to play with his dick simultaneously.
    5. I don't really like having sex in total darkness. being able to see what's happening, our bodies, facial expressions ... is crucial.
    6. I love anal. it gets me really louuuud :]
    7. having sex in broad daylight with open windows all around is a big turn-on. I guess just the idea that someone could be watching..
    8. I was raised in a very conservative household .. true enjoyment of sex only came probably in the past year, once I let go of feelings of shame I didn't even know I had, and came to view myself as a beautiful sexual being. I'm happier and more satisfied than I've ever been :]
    9. I love to give road head. and will have ample opportunities at the beginning of this week; going on a road trip to Coeur D'Alene. I'm way excited.
    10. baby oil (or oil of any sort I'd imagine) is the fucking greatest. I love getting the boy and myself all oiled up in dim light. feels/looks amazinggg.
     
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