you may not know this about me(x-rated version)

youd have to lube like a motherfrucker. man... *shudders*
large penis+anal=largest shit youve ever taken.. i cant imagine being able to relax enough to enjoy anal with a monster dick!!!!!
but man- still im incredibly impressed! big dick pwns

 

haha i dont consider it monster dick. just larger than average.
At least its not 12 inches and thick as a steel pipe. lol

 

everytime i walk past the large cucumbers at the store ill think of you lass

 

hahahahhahahaha

 

srsly!

 

i think about him. lmao

 

Okay, guess it's my turn. All of mine are mostly odd fetishes and I'm 110% heterosexual, strangely enough.

1. I have a long hair fetish.
2. I have a leg, foot, high heel shoe fetish.
3. I have a panty fetish.
4. I've had sex in the woods.
5. I have a female swimsuit fetish.
6. I have a secretary fetish.
7. I have a cheerleader fetish.
8. I've had sex in the parking lot of a strip club right after the place closed (but not with a stripper, sadly).
9. I have a skirt and pantyhose fetish.
10. I like to jack off in my car.

 

hahaha
Its pretty funny when i go in there and she can barely stand up.

 

^^ that means good sex good hard sexy times!! woop woop!!
love when my legs go jello

 

Hahhahahaah
To be fair, it had been 7 weeks since I got laid. I used muscles i hadnt used in a long time.
But yea, everything hurts.
MAC trucks aint got nothing on him.
My lips hurt, the skin around my mouth hurts, shoulders,nips, hips, knees, elbows are a lil raw, and i noticed that my ass hurts too. I love being spanked. lol and with his strength and big man hands, that shit hurts. but it hurts sooooooo good.
It hurts to sit.

YESSSS!!!!
good hard sex is the best.
I loooove that he can fuck for hours. 5 hours that night, but on average maybe 3 hours. I hate men who can only fuck for about 20 min and cum.

he is very spoiled though. He gets an hour+ of oral. I just cant help but worship him. I put my hands above my head on his stomach, he holds my wrists with one massive hand and my hair in the other, me on my knees.. jeesusHchrist
That is all the foreplay i need.
Im getting dizzy, im gonna stop now.
Even my hair hurts. lol

 

oh please, do go on :coffee:

 

lol

 

lol, hes spoiled.

 

tell me where you find these men please
i've only fucked one guy that could do it hard for hours..wish i didn't have to leave him

 

my ex used to get discouraged at my marathon abilities, she thought because i didn't cum really fast that she was garbage, haha

we should have a meeting

dudes who can fuck for hours

chicks who like dudes who can fuck for hours

BYOB

 

I'm down!

 

I probably want to suck cock more than any other sex act I've not tried.

And I want to be fucked by a strap on, but I can't imagine anal sex with a dude (giving or receiving) being very fun to me.

 

lol
I found him through my brother in law. In the forest.
I am going to be very upset when he is no longer mine, but at least i will have known what REALLY REALLY good sex is like. He has definately changed my idea of what good sex is.

Dude, the first time we fucked and he hit the one hour mark, I was thinking 'hey, what the hell?' and for a second thought it was me. But then i know what my skills are, and i was convinced it wasnt me.
He was very rough with me the first time, so i didnt mull it over much since i was enjoying the fucking of my life. he held me down; Literally, held my hands above my head and went at it for over two hours. I was flabergasted.
Later I asked him straight up what the issue was and he was like, you mean all guuys dont last that long?
ever since then i have been so lucky as to enjoy having this man in my life.
He would be so embarassed right now. lol

 

this is true for me. :drool5:

 

I used to hate sucking dick but I seriously love sucking my bf's now.
I dunno what it is about it!