you may not know this about me(x-rated version)

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by jo_k_er_man, Apr 23, 2010.

  1. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    when i was dating my first boyfriend i put some on my finger and tried to shove it in his mouth. he got so pissed. i think that started a really big fight too
     
  2. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    hahahahahahahahahaha, what a pussy
     
  3. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    he was such an asshole... i haven't talked to him in about a year. i wonder if he's dead?!
     
  4. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    1. I like sex.
    2. I wouldn't mind trying roleplay.
    3. I have an IUD so no babies for me!
    4. From a experience from an x, ill probably never try anal.. it seems gross anyway.
    5. I like to be on top.
    6. Sometimes its funny when the dude tries to talk dirty.
    7. I have never been walked in on before.
    8. Its been a few months since i have had sex.
    9. i dont have time to finish it.. finish it later!
     
  5. L.ifes S.ubliminal D.ream

    L.ifes S.ubliminal D.ream Member

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    this is a really good thread to talk about personal shit for everyone to see...nice
     
  6. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    My ex had an IUD, and she had all sorts of problems with it. I ended up knocking it loose or something and she ended up bleeding a lot, for a while. She had to have it removed, shortly after we split up.

    I'm sure it's not like that for everyone though.
     
  7. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    hahahahahaha maybe its coz youre well endowed. ;)
     
  8. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    lol Could be. Or maybe it was installed improperly.
     
  9. KingRooster

    KingRooster Senior Member

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    lol
    You are too modest.
     
  10. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    My IUD is great for me.
    I have heard people say bad things about it and stuff but its been great.
    It obviously works or i would have a baby right now and if its too long they can trim it down so it wouldn't get hit and knocked loose.
    And when you first get it your not suppost to have sex for like two or three weeks or it WILL get knocked loose. I haven't gotten any side effects from it either.. Theres pros and cons to everything you do, put in your body and on your body. And i discharged a lot and bled for a while after i got it but i haven't had a period since then and it lasts for five years.


    Well the bad experience is he "slipped." And like rammed it in... Sucked and was SOOO painful!!


    haha wanted to join? It would be awkward enough to be walked in on....
     
  11. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    Its just sex stuff.. haa.
    It doesn't matter people post this stuff in the chat thread and everywhere else on this forum.
     
  12. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    just thinking about iuds makes me squirm :X

    i'd rather just take my pill
     
  13. drew5147

    drew5147 Dingledodie

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    Welcome to the internet. :rolleyes:


    Bet you five bucks you dont have the balls to actually do it.
     
  14. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    I've talked to my gf about this.. she says in time it will happen
     
  15. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    Not me...mama needs her sum, lol:p
     
  16. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    I'm worse than a dude when it comes to ballin'
     
  17. MayQueen~420~

    MayQueen~420~ ♫♪♫♪

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    I've tasted my own cum before to, it tasted like butterscotch;)
     
  18. weeattoes

    weeattoes what will be, will be

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    My x had a toe and ass fetish.
    He always wanted to have toe and ass sex.
    It was scary and gross. I never let him do anything odd.
     
  19. marksup123

    marksup123 I'm a girl!

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    i once jacked off my x with my feet. not like completely 100% though, just for like a minute or two haha. he said it felt interesting. needless to say i wasn't about to slob on his knob after that... ew :S
     
  20. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i once jacked off in the middle of a stream... it was very "one with nature"
     
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