you know the enegry drink monster?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by MrFrosty, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. MrFrosty

    MrFrosty Banned

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    read the back of the label

    it says all in one word, the FDA does not approve of this drink.

    like it has it jumbled together so you cant read it, thats why they dont have commercials. thats a drink at your own risk drink...there is no daily servings cause thats 2 days worth of sugar in one can

    and i swear look at the nutrition facts under one of the sugar type things, on its intake it dont even got a number, it has a fucking cross

    i was high yesterday and was tweaking out, im like wow this shit will give you diabetes

    i drink them too but you shouldnt drink more than 2 a month.

    that shit is liquefied cocaine. why do you think they have all those shirt ads and those other type of promotions they do, they cant use magazines, TV, or radio cause that shit is not safe...its just as bad as cigarettes...

    just thought you guys should know about government drinks...shit will kill you, give you diabetes or kill off all your sperm...
     
  2. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    I'm suspicious about energy drinks in general. The smell makes my eyes bleed.
     
  3. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    what one word would that be?
     
  4. MrFrosty

    MrFrosty Banned

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    like it says "the FDA does not approve of this", and it says some other shit...its real small, its under the nutritional facts label, all small in one jumble word even though its a sentence...


    they dont want people to know you will die from a heart attack if you drink 4 in row
     
  5. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

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    Why are these things still sold then?
     
  6. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    Who drinks 4 in a row?
     
  7. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    Man most shit is as bad as cigarettes.

    Even Lays chips use to be "Eat at own risk" when they contained a vegetable oil alternative that caused anil leakage and other malfuncions of the body.
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    that was just the Wow chips that had olestra. man...we used to laugh about that forever...WOW anal leakage!
     
  9. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    I tried Monster a few weeks ago...I took one sip and about barfed.

    That shit is so gross...I don't know how anyone can drink it anyway...

    We have them here in camp, I'll have to check out the label.
     
  10. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    I don't drink energy drinks.

    The red bull commercials have warnings in very small print...
     
  11. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    i find this all rather amusing, because i am a Monster addict, and i drink about 2 a day! and you're saying you shouldn't drink more than 2 a month. scary. I haven't had one in a while though, and i do crave it. I don't understand why but i can't carry on without it, i think it is because of what you said, that it's like liquid cocaine or something.
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    drink the lo-carb versions
     
  13. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    meh. lo-carb. bleh.

    coke zero is crap, and thus far the only conclusion that i have come to about lo-carb drinks, is that i'de rather be fat. they just don't cut it for me! currently though, i've been drinking vitamin water, then someone makes a fucking commercial about how i would have to do 250 jumping jacks to work off the calories of one bottle of it. wtf? fuck 'em all. i want my v-h2o damn it!!! :D
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'm of the belief that the majority of calories consumed should not come from commerical drinks - shits bad for you
     
  15. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    i never saw a commercial for vitamin water, i just saw it in Wal-mart and i bought it. THEN i saw the commercial and i almost threw my cat at the T.V.,....i was peeved.
     
  16. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    you dont need 2 a day. especially at 16. youre supposed to sleep through class, remember?
     
  17. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    my teenaged years were spent in pursuit of sleep. actually, it's the same now.
     
  18. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    I actually like redbull. I do the redbull and vodka thing at the bar.
     
  19. Naoki_ninja

    Naoki_ninja Bruce Lee's hero

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    :lol: i don't really sleep during class,...except during science. nyorp,mah hah,...
     
  20. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    yeah I slept through high school. I DONT KNOW HOW I graduated. I was suspended three times and just hated it.
     

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