you have beautiful mammaries

so this summer past (december-febuary) i was out partying with the best of them- with two of my favourite drinking gals- i went into town to dance drink- laugh at unfortunate humans etc- we all have decent boobies- but some guy comes up to us- wasnt even that drunk- (cocky type- wearing shorts and sandshoes at a club)
"you girls have amazing bosoms (hate the word bosom) are you all in the DD club?"
"we were like. hmmm. (fuck off didlo baggins)"
he was dead serious but with our reaction he played it off like he wasnt actually hitting on us- cause he apparently has a girlfriend blah blah blah cough*bullshit*cough*dildo baggins*cough.

point is- why would a guy even approach 3 girls and say that? we laughed so damn hard all the way home- ".......BOSOM!.... tehehehehe....." that sort of carry on-

1. its creepy
2. dont say bosom or i will involutarily kick you inthe throat
3. dont try pretend that you werent hitting on us
4. stay home and leave the girls alone when youre going to carry on like that- it makes us feel like screaming RAPE

 

bosom.

 

Only old people say "bosom". haha That creepy bastard

 

I find it weird that December to February is your summer
I couldn't imagine a hot Christmas.

I'm find it worse if a guy came up to me and said, "you have amazing tits/ knockers"

 

thanks i just changed my spelling- now expect a round house kick to your windpipe

 

For all it's creepyness, violent reflex production, and frustrated inclinations, it seems you had a grand time.

 

id expect that. hearing bosom makes me wanna scrub myself in a shower for hours at a time

 

does "you are so damn boobliscious" work?

 

Bosom makes me think of Dame Edna.

I'd wanna scrub myself in the shower too if that was the case!

 

I think "tits" is a wonderful word. It just feels unnatural for me to say "knockers" though. lol

 

clever observation- it actually was one of the best nights of the summer

and yah tipsy NZ christmas' consists of lots of beer- weed- bbqs- beaches (theyre everywhere here) its kinda our tradition and stuffs

 

I like your bazooms then.

 

Summer Christmas sounds awesome

 

lol Sounds like something Urkel would say.

 

It's sounds so weird!

 

it would be a laugh but i think a girl would much rather talk to you thinking you were funny than get creeped out with bosom. i think it may have been his tone- he was dead serious. the girls were grossed out- i was choking on my smoke from laughing

 

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*shudders* dame edna. *scrubs*

 

BAHA id have a drink to that

 

bosom...bosom bosiom bosom wow it has no meaning anymore

 

expect a roundhouse kick to your bosom.