You guys aren't going to believe I'm sober after you read this

WOuldn't it be funny as hell if someone made a Jurassic Park spoof where when the spitting dinosaur (with the skin flaps) saw the fat dude he would go "Newman"

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Helloooooo Newman.

 

BAT = 20-25

 

huh?

 

Breathalyzer/blood alcohol test - I forget which.

Either way, you're busted...

 

i dont think it sounds all that far fetched....lets make it happen....lets do it as if we hadn't learned any lesson from the movie/book

 

hahahahaahahahahaah that made me lmfao

 

Great idea, made me smile.

 

haha thats the funniest thing i've heard all day!!!

 

that would be funny

( I bet there is a producer on here right now stealing your idea, haha )

 

It could star Leslie Neilson as the old guy who owns the island. "And don't call me Shirley..."

I can see it now....

 

Yeah, maybe Jurassic Park should be remade with some comedy in it

 

Then a clumsy dinosaur comes in tripping and stumbling and all tweaky like Kramer.

 

hehhhh

 

jurassic park sucked why would you want to remake that

the only good bits was when people were getting eaten. i get called velocoraptor (sp?) coz i run around and make dinosaur noises. they were my noises first!! they stole it

 

Okay, that got an honest-to-goodness "LOL" outta me.



...These pretzels are makin' me thirsty!!

-Jeffrey

 

LOL! The other day at the gas station, I saw a slender middle-aged guy with graying hair finish gassing up his pickup, and he got in, blew into a tube, then started the pickup! I could barely believe it! A DUI convict with a "can't-start-it-'less-yer-sober" device!

-Jeffrey

 

he should say it like seinfeld does in that resentful manner

 

i had a friend a friend long ago that had one i blew into it once for her because she was trashed. yeah i was real smart...