You eat WAY too much...

oh like you wouldn't torture some guy if he came into your house
usually i have to force them to come into my house

i hope that the meat you eat is raw
true black metal

i'm drinking blood right now
i like gaahl alot, he's honestly the best person in metal a headbangers journey

 

hence the two to one ratio

 

fuck yeah i'd torture someone if they came into my house

gaahl is awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwllq0fBLs

 

I know.

 

Haha, I can't even eat a whole kids meal at work these days.

 

not today. I've hardly ate a thing. I'm starving!

 

Just cause I'm fat you're assuming I eat too much!?

pft whatever!

:leaving:

 

it's totally true--but today,with this super fun stomach bug I am thinking it doesn't much matter.

 

I'm putting on my winter blubber.

 

I'm a growing boy. :biggrin:

 

If someone comes in my house they will get attacked by a big dog, then shot.

Don't know if thats torture or not, just sayin.

 

I'm pregnant so I have an excuse.

 

Me too!

 

I'm not really pregnant. I am just chubby and sometimes i tell people at subway I am pregnant so they will not think I am weird for wanting bizarre amounts of pepercinis on my sandwich...it's like hello...do you think maybe your sanwiches are bland? But no, I have to pretend to be pregnant. Everyone comments how good I look when I say I am pregnant.

 

i'm not as crazy as that post sounded

 

Hmm... are you sure?

 

Yeah, I started announcing everywhere I go that Im pregnant, people treat you better and are more willing to do any crazy demand you ask for.

I got a free coffee from Starbucks yesterday, because I went in and they were out of Cinnamon Dolce Latte, which I always order and Im like what Im gonna do?!? Nooooo! The girl was like but we have other things and Im like nooo, you dont understand Im pregnant I need something sweet and spicey, that makes me feel all cozy, but whatever is ok. She was like well we have this holiday coffee, gingerbread something and Im like but I dont know if I like that, is it good? She was like, well, you can just try it for free and Im like yaaaaay!! Thank you

They were also offering me some prosciutto & ricotta sandwich, but that was for everyone and I dont eat meat

 

Haha ! I think I might start doing that

 

Theyd probably just give me dirty looks.

 

Yes.