You are cordially invited......

.....to my party......

It's A...
sausage fest!!!

A party where many men sit around hoping for someone else to call call girls from their cell phones, when in fact none of them know any hot women. Usually, they end up participating in drunk masturbation with each other on the internetto animals, blow up dolls, and guys pretending to be girls.



"Man, this is a total sausage fest. I'm just gonna drink my coors light and beat of to broadband porno."

 

that does sound like a lovely way to spend a winter's eve!

its not the same as being gay....... right?

 

nope, not gay at all, because you are THINKING about girls

 

Sounds like a blast.

 

so you will be there? if you are, you have to make sure you dress like a guy, and wear a strap on.

 

dude, if we go we have to look like guys and wear strapons?

I'm SO there

 

it will look something like this......

 

oh
boring
that's such a normal thing for me, why would I bother attending teh sausage fest just for that? yeesh

 

I thought you were totally anti-whip?

 

well, it's true that I prefer a crop or a good paddle to a whip, but I wouldn't refuse to use one, just not my preferred tool of the trade

 

we do have this paddle....

 

Haha....I swear Ganja has the absolute BEST collection of pictures.

 

word

 

I appreciate your acknowlegement of it......its been a task.....why don't you buy me one of these for my efforts?


The MEGA MISSLE

 

why does he look so angry? why is he screaming at a dildo? and why is his nipple so high up and far to the side on his chest?

 

hes telling the dildo to stretch out his ass.....hes taking the drill sargent approach to it. and as for his nipple? beats me, tastes just like any other nipple

 

An angry drill sergeant who wants to be drilled? At least he's equipped for the sausage party....

 

yup. he will be there.

 

I'll only come if I can be the guest of honour

 

will you use this on my bum?