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Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by Micha, Mar 17, 2005.

  1. Micha

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    Esteban?! [​IMG]

    ahahaha
     
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    I love that guy... and that infomercial.
     
  3. Micha

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    oh god..


    eew.
    haha





















    FINGERNAILS![​IMG]
     
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    are you drunk, lass?
     
  5. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    no...that guy has the most disgusting fingernails ever...ewwwwwwww...thoguh i do like greensleeves
     
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    I choose to appreciate his talents rather than quibbling over the state of his fingernails. :D
     
  7. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    i don't....i feel like being superficial
     
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    good for you.... I feel like being superficial, too.

    Wow. Nazi uniforms look so dandy *drools*
     
  9. Micha

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    nope..i'm very sober [:(]


    i just think he's creepy and weird..


    and yes, i feel like bein superficial, too..
     
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    me too...

    *Rewinds the 1933 Munich Rally Tape*

    Look at all that red, black and grey.... so awsome. Who cares what these men think, it's the style that matters.
     
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    acetonephish lickage

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    Michas right eww and those fingernails make me wanna ::barf::
     
  13. Orsino2

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    Esteban (fictional charachter)
    Guitarist/Actor
    (1948)
    Born in Pittsburgh, PA
    Real Name is Dan Fernaueu
    Released: 'Esteban by Request' and 'Flame, Flamenco & Romance'
    Sells albums and guitars on the Home Shopping Network and various infomercials...


    He looks like zorro or a cross between a sleazy caballero and a pimp.
    He has really long icky fingernails.
    He falsely claims to have won several Grammy Awards which are lies.
    He is really a fictional character who was created for the
    purpose of marketing a cheap, poorly constructed guitars.
    His guitars are constructed of materials such as discarded
    phone books and medical waste.
    The Group 'Real Guitar Legends For Truth'released a statement
    calling for him to stop referring to himself as a 'guitar
    legend.'

    Why He Might Not Be Annoying
    He graduated from Carnegie Mellon University majoring in theatre.
    He was one the first musicians to sell his music through television merchandising.
    He signs every guitar he sells for an extra thirty dollars.
     
  14. Micha

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    Ahahahaha..what a sleezebag
     
  15. Orsino2

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    lmao... I know... ahahha... that's why I can't stand the prick. :D
     
  16. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    i just think he is creepy :eek:
     
  17. Micha

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    ditto.
     
  18. Orsino2

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    heh... I posted an esteban thread in the music forums. :p :D
     
  19. Micha

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    hahaha
     

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