Wow...

http://www.tshirthell.com/muhammad.htm

 

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee...

 

this one i can think of about 30 people i could buy it for..

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=521

 

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=563

I want to buy this one for GanjaKing...

 

I'd need the 5xl size.....

 

Man, do you just have ONE shirt?

Somebody buy her a new shirt!

 

ive been wearing that one non stop for about 8 months now....in that same chair, same spot.....I like to talk to my internet g/f over the phone and have sex, but since I don't have a phone at my house I have to camp out at the payphone.....so far, I haven't been arrested for masturbating in public, but they told me if they catch me again, I'm gonna have to give them all DVDA....fine by me, but usually I reserve that for nights when I'm drunk at the horse stable....

 

Whats with your fixation on grossly overweight mid-aged women?

 

thats my "type"

 

So am I gonna have to get fat for you to notice me?

 

perhaps.....and grow a goatee

 

Well, Im not willing to get fat and the goatee is physically impossible. There goes my hopes and dreams.

 

well, you could always just walk around with a purple strap on....that would do it for me too

 

just as long as you dress as a woman

 

I'll be wearing a licorice thong...

 

Not for long you sexy thang!!!

 

i hope not.....