Would you do anyone's mom?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Raving Sultan, Nov 12, 2005.

  1. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    I knew a hot milf at work and liked flirting with her until i met her son who wasnt so much younger than me. then it got icky and stopped talking to her.
     
  2. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    as a mom, i'd have to tell you that moms need lovin' too.
     
  3. TokeTrip

    TokeTrip Senior Member

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    We don't have the term MILF for nothin'.
     
  4. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    Naturally, I don't rule them out depending on the situation.
     
  5. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    well hell, how do you think they became moms in the first place?
     
  6. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    lol. and it's not like their vaginas fell out when they had their children...well, sometimes, but that's INCREDIBLY RARE.


    i like amusing myself.
     
  7. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    KC, that is a very good point
     
  8. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    Yes, I would do anyone's mom. I'm an equal opportunist.
     
  9. YellowBellyHippy

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    Well, Im a mother of 3 and I hope that someone would still want to "do" me ;)
     
  10. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    Well, if you ever get desperate...
     
  11. IronGoth

    IronGoth Newbie

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    Nope.

    Never.

    If there's anything more convoluted than dealing with another human being whose brain is wired in a different way, then dealing with the offspring of same would have to be it.

    Mind you, my dealings with other people ends if/when my present marraige does, so the point is moot anyway.
     
  12. YellowBellyHippy

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    Huh? Wha?
     
  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i thin khe's saying he wouldn't do anyone else's mother because he wouldn't want to deal with their children, having had a hard enough time learning to cope with dealing with another sex.
     
  14. YellowBellyHippy

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    Ahhhhh! Ok, thankyou for the woman hating translation!
     
  15. Raving Sultan

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    i guess i meant a milf whose kids were your own age. i cant do the american pie thing and bone a friends mom.
     
  16. YellowBellyHippy

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    Well Im just a year older then you and Im a mom so I bet we could shag and it would be all good eh?
     
  17. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    Would you want me to wear a superman costume?
     
  18. YellowBellyHippy

    YellowBellyHippy Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Wonder woman costume with your dick hanging out would send me over the edge
     
  19. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    But, I destroyed those pics!!!! Where did you get them?
     
  20. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I would and I have.
     
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