Would I be a LOSER if...

O.K. I'm going to get a motel room and get drunk with these two girls tomorrow night. I'm a virgin who has put A LOT of his effort this year in an attempt to get laid and have failed at it all. Would you consider me a big loser if I can't even get a peek at a thong? Cuz I would say that if I can't get a drunk girl to show off a little I must be really lame!

 

This sounds like a plot to American Pie 63,089....

 

yes. a loser and a gay.

 

Sorry to break the news, but yes, you are a loser.

 

No. Good luck.

 

Nah you're not a loser dude. Late bloomer, is all.

 

The good news is your pretty much all ready a loser..
so either way, you win

 

If you're going to use alcohol to take advantage of girls, regardless if it's something as innocent as a peek show, then you're a huge loser. Maybe you should try getting action with someone who is thinking clearly.

 

So were all you guys in a motel room with two of the opposite sex, at 17 ?

It would be funny to hear how you got yourself into that situation.

 

I'd not put words into his mouth.

Maybe he is - maybe he is not.

Maybe he will post his story.

 

well yeah... there just happened to be 5 of the same sex too...

 

Ooooohhh get you.

 

Alright I guess I'm already a loser, but get me straight... I have no plans to TRY to get anything, all I'm saying is that if I don't even see any affection from two drunk girls( I don't plan on being sober either, its not like I want to "prey" on them) I must be a mega loser. Maybe its just me but I don't know.

 

It is slightly hard to judge , because I don't know the circumstances that got you where you are. Who these girls are or what they expect. If you said: I'm meeting two girls, having a few drinks, and maybe have sex with one or both of them. Then I am sure, people would be calling you a 'player'. But, your almost putting words into peoples mouths and not being very confident - . So, what do you expect?

I just hope you have a nice time, and you remeber it in the morning.
Plus, you have your wallet on you in the morning

 

you'll so get caught.

two 17 y.o. girls and booze anywhere is almost guaranteed disaster.

 

Ones 18 and ones almost 18. I never(almost) get caught.

 

Such desperation is a sign of weak character, if that answers your question.

 

That does, I'm a big time loser.

 

aren't you on probation?

 

you're thinking too much
i hate people that think too much when it comes to shit like this
just fucking relax